I got this mail from a friend of mine.

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whetherany ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

I really am sick of all the girls and boys who want to be famous but they have nothing to do with music or acting!

1. Look at the Romanian Cheeky girls! For a person who lives in Romania, those girls are a disgrace! They lack of voice, style and they are pathetic! Who gives a damn about their personal life? The Daily Mail gives them to much credit for nothing!

Who cares that Gabriela dumped Lembit Opik? My God, she even uses her assumed pregnancy and had a miscarriage just to get more attention! Girls, go hang yourselves! You are pathetic and you are too blind to realize that!

photo via DailyMail

2. Victoria Beckham. What did she do after getting married to David? All she did was giving birth to their cute babies. But that’s all she did! Musical career? She’s horrible! Fashion? Her style is awful! Gorgeous body? Are you joking? She’s got those enormous boobs but she’s skinnier than a skeleton!

3. Jordan - Katie Price. She’s the wife of singer Peter Andre. And that’s about all I really know about her! Oh, and she has kids. Katie looks terrible, smiles terrible and walks terrible. This girl has no sense of pathetic! Somebody please give her a mirror!

4. Paris Hilton. There are too many reasons why Paris is a wannabe!

5. Kim Kardashian. What did this girl do? She’s got a big butt, but I don’t know anything noticeable about her! Could you help me out with this?

The contest took place Friday, 18th of July in Troxy Centre, London.

The new Miss England 2008 is ….

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30 rock is nominated at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Outstanding comedy series category

Curb your enthusiasm is nominated at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Outstanding comedy series category.

The Office is nominated at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Outstanding comedy series category.

Entourage is nominated at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Outstanding Comedy Series category.

Two and a Half Men is one of my favorite shows. It’s just brilliant! Here are a few funny moments from the show.

Whoop that Stanky Hoe - Jake’s song for school play audition

If it’s summer and the weather is too hot to even breath the it’s time for some Hollywood awards. Of course I’m talking about Emmy Awards 2008. The 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards will be held on Sunday, September 21 at the Nokia Theatre at the L.A Live entertainment complex, downtown Los Angeles.

Let’s see who are the nominees for this years gala:

Outstanding comedy series:

Curb Your Enthusiasm
Entourage
The Office
30 Rock
Two and a Half Men - this is my favorite comedy serial! I really hope they will win!

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