Royal Ascot 2009 – more funny hats!

Before you start throwing rocks at me, let me just say that I already know about the hat tradition at the Royal Ascot but can’t help but think of how hilarious these hats are. And of course, how hilarious some women look wearing those things.

Check out the photos that made my day. (images by Getty Images, Reuters, PA and EPA). click on each photo for a larger version :)

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Rumors: Jordan Chandler lied about Michael Jackson’s sexual abuse?!

It could be a hoax or not, but nevertheless, it just might be true. Remember the sexual abuse case that destroyed Michael Jackson‘s career?
Jordan Chandler could have lied about the abuse part. I mean, I really don’t think Michael would have had sex with Jordan in front of Nikki, the younger step brother of Jordan.

Also, if Jordan would presumably confess after Jacko’s death, he could lose million of dollars. What men, is his right mind, would risk losing all that money.
Read the original source of the rumor saying that Jordan cleared Michael’s memory.

On November 18th, 2003, news broke that Mr. Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch was being searched by the Santa Barbara Police. Apparently, a 12-year-old boy had accused the singer of sexual abuse. To many, it appeared that Michael Jackson must be guilty; this was, afterall, the second set of sexual abuse allegations made against him. It is also a widely known fact that Michael Jackson settled a civil lawsuit with his first accuser in 1993. There are many facts, however, that have been widely ignored by the media when discussing these allegations. Read on to learn the truth about the Michael Jackson Case. – King of Pop – the false abuse!

I’m not a lawyer and I’m not the right person to judge someone, so please do not start making death threats about Jordan or anyone else. It wouldn’t change a thing :)

Sick Joke

“Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says “I wish all the children in the world to be safe”.
The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.”

Michael Jackson is dead! He was 50!

The King of Pop, Michael Jackson has left this world! He died of a heart attack, CNN reports.

Jackson died at UCLA Medical Center after being stricken at his rented home in Holmby Hills. Paramedics tried to resuscitate him at his home for nearly three-quarters of an hour, then rushed him to the hospital, where doctors continued to work on him. Yahoo News!

Michael was my childhood idol! It’s such a shame! Although in the past few years things were going pretty bad for him, I’m sorry to hear he died.

On July 13 he was set to perform at a London arena, preparing for his greatest comeback. Apparently, he was rehearsing hard for his comeback and that’s what caused him have a heart attack.

Rest in peace Michael Jackson!

Dirty Diana was one of my favorite songs from Michael.

Shirtless photos of Robert Pattinson

When I first saw these pictures I was like: “OMG! It’s too good to be true!”. Maybe :)

The fact is that Robert Pattinson is one sexy British guy. And I just love that British accent.

The blogosphere is full of shirtless pictures of Rob. It’s like every site you check, there’s the six pack Rob’s so proud of. I’ve read somewhere that he was on a strict program, trying to built up for the scene when he tries to provoke the Volturi into killing him after he thinks Bella is dead.

Oh, forget about my text here. Just enjoy the photos. Be careful though not to spill salive on your keyboard. It’s gonna get sticky! :D

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New size 12 beauty: Emmalina Thompsell

Well, don’t want to be mean, but it seems that the British tabloids are set to promote the big size beauties.

Remember Chloe Marshall, the girl who dreamed about winning the Miss England contest? It seems that another girl, this time a better looking girl, is trying to convince us that you can be a size 12 and still be smart. Like that would matter to a boy!

So, Emmalina Thompsell, who weighs 10st is in the finale for Miss East Anglia, according to the guys (and girls) from the Daily Mail, my favorite British tabloid. She’s so sweet! I hope the judges won’t be to harsh!

I have to admit: Emmalina is looking swell, she’s cute and she’s not that curvy like Chloe was (or still is!). She’s practically normal for her height and age!

See what I mean? Well, good luck Emmalina. You’re gonna need it.

Remember, you have my vote. I think you look great. Unlike Chloe who just embarrassed the whole big size female out there!

Remember TATU?

In 2003 (if my memory is still working properly!) I’ve heard for the first time of T.A.T.U.

The two girls, Iulia Volkova and Lena Katina, had to pretend they were lesbians so people would be appalled by their attitude, protest about the band and thus making it more famous worldwide.
I have to admit, I really loved their music, including the Russian versions. Some of the English songs sound much better in Russian. Take “Not Gonna Get Us” for example. It’s better in Russian “Nas Ne Dagonyat

The idea of the two lesbians girls was Ivan Shapovalov’s. He was the manager of the band since 1999, when Tatu was born!

Meanwhile, things got clearer. Iulia and Lena have made their own families, Iulia had a baby and thus the band had to pause for a while.

The debut album was 200 po vstrecinoi (200 km/h in the Wrong Lane), a great album, by the way!

In 2004 they made a reality show, called: Anatomy of t.A.T.u. Then the girls explained all about the marketing that was behind the band and their sexuality!
Well, you cannot blame the manager for coming up with the gay thing. Iulia and Lena obviously fit together and when people saw them on stage, wearing those skimpy outfits, they couldn’t help but wonder if they were together. Plus, everyone is searching for p0rn on Internet these days. (except for me, of course :P )

So, if you have remembered TATU, let’s listen to one of their greatest success: Nas Ne Dagonyat!

New Moon Wolf Pack! Awwuuuu!

Hot, hot and hoottt!!! They’re so hot I can barely write anything! Dear Lord, I wish I had a pack of “wolves” around me. They should look like these guys:

new-moon-wolf-packphoto by Timothy White

For those of you who have not read the books (yet!), Sam Uley is the leader of the pack. He’s being played by Chaske Spencer. Paul is the strong and restless one and is being played by Alex Meraz.  Jared is Bronson Pelletier and Embry is Kiowa Gordon.

Forget about Edward Cullen, I want the wolf pack now! Who needs a cold vampire when you can have five strong, sexy, hot and very hot “wolves”?!

Mamma Mia! I can’t wait for the movie to come out!

Never Think by Robert Pattinson

I’ve noticed that Rob’s song, Never Think is in the Twilight Soundtrack. I don’t understand any of him mumble lyrics. Can’t he open his mouth when he sings? Why the mumble? And I don’t really understand the lyrics. Is it a sad love story? He’s trying to break up with the girl? What is the song about, really?

“I should never think
What’s in your heart
What’s in our home
So I won’t

You’ll learn to hate me
But still call me baby
Oh love
So call me by my name

And save your soul
Save your soul
Before your to far gone
Before nothing can be done

I’ll try to decide when
She’ll lie in the end
I ain’t got no fight in me
In this whole damn world
So hold off
She should hold off
It’s the one thing that I’ve known

Once I put my coat on
I coming out in this all wrong
She standing outside holding me
Saying oh please
I’m in love
I’m in love

Girl save your soul
Go on save your soul
Before it’s to far gone
And before nothing can be done

Cause without me
You got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
Without me you got it all
So hold on
Without me you got it all
Without me you got it all
So hold on “

Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer

Hey guys! How are you? Hope you’re not to stressed out with all the negative stuff that’s going on in this world. I know I’ve been too stressed out but I’ve found a good way to relax: reading.

A friend of mine, a huge Twilight fan, gave me the book. I didn’t know what was it about, I’ve never heard of it before and I was like “OK, let’s give it a try!”.

I have to say I loved the book.  Then I started to look for the other books. Because in Romania not all the books are translated, I’ve read the last two, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, in English.

Stephenie Meyer, thank you for you writing techniques. It’s so easy to read your work, although English is not my first language.

So, Twilight is about Bella and Edward, about their relationship. It’s about the vampire’s lust for her blood and for her love, and Bella’s craving for his affection. Twilight tells the story of two teenagers (well, even though he’s more than 100 years old he’s still trapped in a teenager body!), an innocent love story, a sweet childish story. I guess that nowadays not many girls get to feel that kind of love. A passionate thing but so innocent. It reminded me of my adolescence, of the times when you felt butterflies in your stomach when the person you liked looked at you.

New Moon is about Bella and her struggle to get over her pain when Edward leaves because he loves her too much. He’s afraid she will be hurt if he is going to stick around. Bella tries to recover herself, to make her pain go away and she becomes addicted to Jacob, her werewolf friend who loves her very much. In the end, Edward thinks Bella jumped over a cliff to kill herself because of him and the vampire goes to Italy, where the Volturi clan live to convince them into killing him. Bella and Alice get over there in time and Edward is saved. The Volturi are amazed to see Bella and to notice that the little human girl is immune to their powers.

Eclipse is a bit boring. At least for me. It’s about Bella’s choices. She realizes that she loves Edward but she also loves Jacob. Despite the fact that the werewolves and the vampires are enemies, they get to fight together against an army of newborn vampires made by Victoria. She’s come back to Forks to kill Bella because Edward killed her mate, James, in the first book, Twilight.

Jacob and Edward fight for Bella’s heart but Jacob is a cheater. Edward is more mature than Jacob and knows that he’s no match for him. The vampire is aware of the fact that if Bella wants to live as a human she will have a future with Jacob, instead of him. But Bella loves Edward more and she’s excited about an endless life as an immortal.

In Eclipse we find out that both Bella and Edward are virgins. (must be a message for teenagers, perhaps?) Bella wants to have sex with her lover but he’s too afraid. He thinks he might lose his control and hurt her, even kill her. She’s too pushy so they get to an agreement: they will “try” to make love but only after they got married. Although she’s afraid of a marriage (yeah, me too!), Bella agrees and they get married.

Breaking Dawn is the most interesting book of all 4. It describes the relation between Bella and Edward, a relation which grows into a more mature relation. It’s more like a grown-ups thing. They get married, they enjoy each others body and Bella gets pregnant with the child of the man she lusts for. It’s a happy story, despite the many challenges they have to face together.

Bella almost dies giving birth to Renesmee, their daughter. Although the vampires wanted Bella to abort the child because they didn’t know what to expect, Bella and Rosalie get together and forbiddes them to touch her belly.

Edward saves Bella and makes her a vampire. They are all stunned to see what an extraordinary immortal she is. Bella is in total control of herself, she’s not craving human blood like any newborn vampire would. She’s just not the tipical newborn they expected her to be.

Bella adores her daughter, and discoveres her talent: the baby could show people what she was thinking by touching them. Everybody is in love with the baby, especially Jacob who gets imprinted with Renesmee. Bella gets angry and tries to kill him when he calles her baby “Nessie”, after the “Loch Ness monster”.

That is probably the funniest part of all! Never mess with an angry mom, right? :P

Anyhow, after the Volturi finds out about Renesmee they want to distroy them because they think the baby is an immortal child, a very dangerous creature who could expose their kind. But things get sorted out and everyone is safe and they get to live happily ever after.

Breaking Dawn is my favorite book of all 4. It’s the longest but it is the most interesting. If you haven’t read the Twilight Saga yet, go to the nearest book store.

The movie Twilight was a failure. Sorry to say so but although Robert Pattinson plays Edward the movie sucked! They missed out the most important parts of the book, they left out many good lines. Too bad.

I hope they’ll get to do a better job with New Moon.