Cindy Crawford looks amazing! She’s 42 (the number of the Universe?!) and she still got it!

Cindy is one sexy 40’s lady. Mommy of two, Cindy Crawford proves that you can look good after giving birth.

I know, I know, it’s her job to look good. Here are the photos she made for the French version of the Vogue Magazine.

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Adriana Lima, the famous Brazilian model, says she would feel very happy if she would receive a bra like this as a present.

I wonder how many single, good looking, straight men would actually afford spending $5 million on a bra like this.

According to a survey made by the social networking site Wayn.com, 10.000 women from 50 countries decided German man are the worst lovers in Europe. (it’s a bit harsh to say they are the worse in the whole world).

It seems that Germans are “branded selfish in bed”. On the second place the Swedes are renowned for being “too quick” and the Dutch are “too rough” (I wonder what do they mean with that :d ).

Americans are “too dominant” (haha, I wonder why!), Welshman are “soppy” and Scottish men are “too loud” (didn’t know that is a bad thing!).

Don’t forget the English men. Apparently they are too “chubby” while man from Turkey are “sweaty” (uh, that’s nasty). Once thought of the best lovers, Greeks are now known as “smelly” lovers (too much souvlaki maybe?) and vodka drinkers, Russians are “hairy”. (who cares about hair when they’re good in bed, huh?!)

On the other hand, the best lovers in the world are Italians, man from France, Ireland, South Africa, Aussies, Spanish people (oye!), Denmark men, brave males from New Zealand, hot man from Brazil and Canadians.

On a personal note I would say I don’t like Italian men. Many of them are prematurely bold and they don’t know how to behave with a woman. Males from France … well, this is another story!

P.S. there’s no reason for you males reading this to feel bad! It’s just a stupid survey! Your partners are the only ones who can say if you’re a good lover or not!

Bad news for those of you who are looking for something funny to start the week. Let’s see what are we going to talk about today: it’s seems that man who drink Coke are less fertile. An unlucky old men from America woke up to find out he no longer has a penis and the fattest man alive is (finally!) getting married!

Size does matters! Manuel Uribe, World’s Fattest Man Alive is getting his tuxedo done cause on 26 October he’s getting married! The lucky(?!) is Claudia Solis, an average woman who has been near him for the past years. In fact, she helped him lose about 250 kilos. The Mexican Manuel weighed 560 kilos.

The happy couple haven’t decided where are they going to held the religious ceremony because the future to be groom can’t leave the bed.

Rumors has it they will get married in bed and thus skip the party and move on straight to the “honeymoon bed” and adventures.

I wish them all the best!

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Butt Bra! The perfect push-up for your ass! It seems that Jennifer Lopez is very proud of herself. Because all women want a big, firm ass just like Jenny from the Block has got. Well ladies, now you can have it. Because from now on you can lift up your posterior with the incredible Butt Bra! (I’m not sure how it’s called, it’s easier for me to just call it Butt Bra!). Hooray! It’s time for all the fat asses to come out to light and enjoy the sun!

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Coke kills sperm cells! Two scientists from Harvard (so, they aren’t any scientists, they are scientists from Harvard, got it?!) discovered that all sodas with Coke kill sperm cells. Apparently Coke makes sperm cells blow up. Now, I hope you’re not going to rush into it and use Coke as a contraceptive method.

The two Harvard scientists were awarded with the Nobel prize for most weird discoveries.

Cook your testicles! Actually, not your testicles! A Serbian cook launched his new recipe book where you can learn how to cook all sorts of things using testicles. Interested? Pizza with ox testicles, omelette and many other … delicacies! Um … it doesn’t sounds that yummy for me!

Total circumcision! Phillip Seaton, an American from Kentucky decided it’s time for him to have a circumcision. He’s 61! The unlucky thing was the fact that after the surgery he realized he’s missing … his penis! Dr. John M. Patterson decided to cut off the man’s penis because he had cancer. Of course Phillip is convinced that the doctor is not telling the truth and he decided to sue the doctor who deprived him from his beloved penis!

Well, Kentucky man you are just a bit lucky. A few years ago, in Romania, a man in his 30’s woke up without his penis because Dr. Ciomu mistook the surgery and cut off the man’s sausage. Ever since, whenever a doctor chops off his patient, we have a saying: “I guess he met dr. Ciomu”.

Sandra Meiser, age 26 from Germany was recognized by a witness while she was on the verge of another bank job due to her big … ass!

The German big butt bank robber managed to steal 15.000 euros from a bank in Norf (Western Germany) by pointing a gun at the bank personnel. Due to the fact that she had her face covered up, nobody could say how the robber looked like. All they noticed was the fact that the robber had “huge buttocks” and “strong hips“.
A few weeks later one of the witnesses was waiting at the line, in the same bank. The 61 years old noticed the same big butt in front of him. “You cannot forget something that big!”, said the man.

He called the police and the suspect was detained. Police recovered a ski mask and a gun from Sandra Meiser. She’s looking at a sentence of 10 years of jail time and the witness received 5000 euros for his good deed.

It pays to have a good memory!

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Big title on The Telegraph:” One in seven children cannot write own name after a year at school“. After reading the title I really thought the article was about young pupils who are literate after the first year of school.

Then, after reading the first sentences, I realized that in fact the article is about kids who are 5 years old and who cannot write their own name before steping in the Year One of school.

Is it just me or those kids are too young to be in school? I don’t know how things are in England but I know it’s too early to say it’s a bad thing for a 5 year to not know how to spell and write different words.

If those kids have studied for a year how to count and write words, it means that those poor creatures have been taught all those things at the age of 4!

Maybe some people agree with that, but I think it’s not really good for a child be “tortured” with spelling lessons at the age of 4. Where’s the fun in being a kid? Where’s that happy childhood?

These days kids go to school earlier than most of older generations, and for what? To ruin its childhood?

I guess that in these modern times, when parents are too busy in fighting for careers and jobs. It’s really sad.

A young child needs to experiment things, to see the world, to get to know things in his own way.

I never agreed with mothers who use to smother their kids. Let the child make mistakes. Let the child explore things. Otherwise, many of them will grow up addictive to mothers and that’s really a big loss.

I have so many friends who were used in being smothered and pampered by their parents and now they cannot make it on their own. They find themselves trapped in a wold they cannot understand because they never had the chance to do anything.

They have no clue about cooking an egg or paying the electricity bill. They find it too hard to ask for directions or other opinions. It’s really sad! And this is the parent’s fault!

The contest took place Friday, 18th of July in Troxy Centre, London.

The new Miss England 2008 is ….

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This is Crystle Stewart falling down during the evening gown presentation. Some say she meant to fell. I find it just funny

And this is Rachel Smith, Miss USA 2007. She also fell down during the evening gown presentation. Uf, it’s so hard to walk in those high heels and those long, tight gowns. :p

She was so cute falling down her ass …

Hooray! The new Miss Universe is Dayana Mendoza, Miss Venezuela.

The show took place in Nha Trang, Vietnam. Of course there were funny moments: Miss USA, Crystle Stewart, fell down during the evening gown. She just tripped on the train of her expensive evening dress as she made her entrance. You’ll get to see the funny video in the following days, as it will appear on Youtube. Last year Rachel Smith was the star of all internet video sites with her performance of falling down her ass during the evening gown presentation.

Dayana Mendoza, 22, dreams about becoming an Interior Designer. She also enjoys photography and is interested in advertising. Dayana was once kidnapped in her homeland. The new Miss Universe received the crown from her predecessor, Riyo Mori from Japan.

Five ladies got into finals: Miss Mexico, Miss Dominican Republic, Miss Colombia, Miss Rusia and, of course, Miss Venezuela. Second runner up was Miss Colombia while Miss Thailand won the prize for Best National Costume and Miss El Salvador was chosen Miss Congeniality.

Take a look at the most beautiful ladies in the world:

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I noticed there is a big issue regarding Gardasil, the vaccine against 4 types of human papillomavirus (HPV). The vaccine was released in 2006 after only a few months of research and testing on young ladies and women.

The product of Merck & Co. is approved by the FDA, it is considered a safe vaccine but the producers forgot to mention about the side effects, dreadful side effect: temporary paralysis, seizures, complications, ranging from miscarriages to fetal abnormalities, heart problems and/or blood clotting, Bells Palsy, Guillain-Barre Syndrome and even death.

It is known that there are 100 types of the HPV but only a few lead to cervical cancer, the rest are eliminated by our body imunity system.

Types 16, 18, 6, and 11 lead to cervical cancer, a disease that kills thousands of woman every year.

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Religious creeps think that Gardasil is in fact a vaccine for sluts and infidel people, who sleep around. They say that monogamous relations are safe and there is no worry for sexually transmitted diseases if the two partners are loyal and don’t sleep around. These freaks forget something: you can get all sorts of viruses if you use the public toilet, if you change clothes with an infected person, you can get viruses after trying out clothes in a shop or just by walking down the beach after a drug addict lost his needle in the sand and you step on it.

Nobody is actually safe. You can get all sorts of disease even if you and your partner were virgins and you were loyal to each other.

So if you’re a religious freak, please get out of here! Your arguments are overrated!

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Here are a few interesting informations about Gardasil:

Gardasil, the much-touted vaccine against cervical cancer, might not be as safe as once thought. The conservative group Judicial Watch has obtained documents that indicate that Gardasil may have been responsible for thousands of serious injuries, including blood clots and seizures, and possibly several deaths. The new Gardasil revelations are disturbing, as efforts are underway in several states to make the vaccine mandatory for young girls. NewsInferno.com

The vaccine is now mandatory? How can somebody oblige me to get that vaccine?

A NaturalNews investigation has revealed that the FDA knew as early as 2003 that Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) was not linked to cervical cancer. Despite this knowledge, the FDA, along with key pharmaceutical companies, has continued to push for the use of HPV vaccinations as a defense against cervical cancer, even when its own research showed no link exists. Natural News.com

So the vaccine is preventing what? Read the complete report here.

The National Vaccine Information Center (NVIC) is calling on the CDC’s Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) to just say “no” on June 29 to recommending “universal use” of Merck’s Gardasil vaccine in all pre-adolescent girls. NVIC maintains that Merck’s clinical trials did not prove the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccine designed to prevent cervical cancer and genital warts is safe to give to young girls. Nvic.org

After approving the vaccine and telling everyone how safe and efficient it is, now it’s dangerous for our daughters? And they reveal this after introducing it into the National Vaccine Injury Compensation Fund?!

The jab does not vaccinate against cancer but against the virus, and so it would not provide protection against the many other forms of the disease. BBC

A jab that could be given to hundreds of thousands of schoolgirls this autumn was at the centre at a safety scare last night following the deaths of two young women. European regulators are investigating the “sudden and unexpected” deaths of the women who received Gardasil, one of two jabs to protect against cervical cancer licensed for use in the UK. DailyMail

Nearly 8,000 adverse events associated with Gardasil were reported to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) since June of 2006, further igniting concerns about the controversial vaccine’s safety.   While the majority of the reports involved complaints about pain and swelling at the injection site, at least 7 percent were more serious, and included reports of paralysis and deaths. NewsInferno.com

I can’t tell you what to do, this is a decision every woman must make. As for myself, I will wait a little, to see more about this vaccine and the terrible side effects.

If you are convinced that this vaccine can help you and your daughter, then do it. But if you are in doubt, wait a little. There are certain issues which are still unknown: the long term side effects. I’m just worried about infertility problems which could be linked to Gardasil, as far as I read about this vaccine.

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