Valentina Hasan, the Bulgarian Mariah Carey has improved her English skills! But I guess she’ll remain famous for her “Ken Leeee” version of the song!

That was supposed to be Bad from Michael Jackson. The guy just sucks!

And this was supposed to be “Without you” from Mariah Carey, also called “Ken Lee”, sang by the Bulgarian Mariah Carey wannabe!

Listen carefully when Bush is talking about terrorists and September 11 disaster. All the things people lost during many natural disasters are no match to September 11 and terrorist attacks.
The way he talks about terrorists, like they are everywhere just waiting for the perfect moment … it’s such a bullshit! Bush is just trying to manipulate people by growing fear in their souls.
What about the soldiers who died in Iraq for a stupid cause? Because the war in Iraq is stupid and lacks of motives.
Katrina was nothing? What about the forest fires that ravaged parts of Southern California last summer? Fuck Katrina, terrorists are more important! They are the real threat of this World! Yeah, right!
Why all politicians use natural disasters and terrorists in their favor in order to get people on their side?! Why are you people so naive? Can’t you see you’re being fooled by people who are fake?
I hate politicians! They’re such bitches!

Video found on Wesawthat.blogspot.com

A few years ago a doctor told me to stop eating junk food, to exercise more, to eat food that contains less fat, not to drink, not to smoke and if I were sick sex was forbidden.

Here’s the funny part:

• Recent studies have shown that in France people don’t count their calories when they eat, the pastries are full of fats, French people drink loads of wine, have sex very often and yet the risk of getting killed by a heart attack is higher in the United States than in France.

• In Spain or Italy people drink loads of wine, they have sex very often, and yet in England the number of the people killed by a heart attack are twice the number of the people in Spain or Italy dead after a heart attack.

• In Brazil people drink loads of coffee, they get laid a lot and yet there are less heart attacks deaths than in the United States.

• People from India and Thailand eat spicy and fat food, they have sex very often and yet UK and USA  have 3x times more people suffering from heart disease.

• In China and Japan people have sex a lot, they eat all sort of spicy things and yet Chinese or Japanese people live longer than most of Americans.

The conclusion? You can eat whatever you want, you can drink as much as you can, get laid a lot cause the real cause of heart attacks is speaking English.

(Thank God I’m safe! :P)

P.S : This is just a joke, please don’t take it personally! If you do, please get out of your mom’s basement and get laid!

“I desperately needed a few days off work and I just couldn’t think of anything that would make my boss ask me to take a a few days off.

After a few hours (and a few beers) I finally came up with the best motive: I’ll suddenly go crazy and my boss will have to let me go to a shrink or some sort of a doctor.

So the next day I went to work earlier and told my assistant about my brilliant plan. She thought I couldn’t do it. She was wrong!

After I walked into my office I threw my shoes off and hooked my feet to the ceiling. My boss came in.

Boss: “What the hell are you doing, son?!”

Me: ” Isn’t it obvious? I’m a lightbulb! I brighten this office!”

Boss: “I think it’s time for you to go to a shrink. Why don’t you take this week off and get well, huh? See you next week!”

My plan had worked! As soon as my boss walked out of my office I walked out too. Then, suddenly my assistant followed me.

Boss: “Where are you going?”
Assistant: “I’m sorry boss, I can’t work if there’s no more light in the office!”

Break the Ice

The new video from Britney Spears. I personally don’t like the song but she may hit the Japanese market with this anime like video.

Well, the guy was pretty rude by letting his girl know he doesn’t want to date her anymore via his website, Wikipedia.

The girl, Rachel Marsden wanted her revenge so she set up for sale on eBay Jimmy’s things he left in her NYC apartment. Here is the text from eBay:

Hi, my name is Rachel and my (now ex) boyfriend, Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales, just broke up with me via an announcement on Wikipedia (Click here). It was such a classy move that I was inspired to do something equally classy myself, so I’m selling a couple of items of clothing he left behind, here in my NYC apartment, on eBay. Jimbo was supposed to come visit me in a couple of weeks and pick up some of his stuff, but obviously that won’t be happening now.
Both of these items have been washed, twice, with Tide extra-strength liquid detergent. Otherwise, they would not be in salable condition. I took them out of GitMo style isolation from a plastic bag in my closet (where they were placed to prevent the ongoing terrorism of my olfactory senses) and washed them out for the purposes of this auction. Even so, this particular item — a medium sized, black “Starter” brand shirt — has two white stains (one on the sleeve, as shown in the photo, and one in the back) which I have been unable to remove. PS: Sorry that my hair is such a mess — I’m in breakup mode right now and really couldn’t be bothered.

This is just like Eamon and Frankee. You know, the “F**k you, I don’t want you back” song which was soon followed by “F**k you right back!”, Frankee’s song. But I don’t know if those two had something going on.

This is what Rachel is bidding.

And this is Jimmy’s blog where he tells what happened from his perspective.

It’s sad when two people decide to break up and do it in a nasty and ugly way.

Why is a woman more expensive than a man?

Just do the math :

A woman has

• Two mammal glandes that produce about 1 gallon of milk. A half a gallon of milk is about $2.29, which means $4.58

• Two hunks of ham (thighs) which cost about $50, which means a total cost of $100.

• Also a woman’s breast cost about $35, if the breasts are stuffed with silicone the value goes higher.

Per total a woman costs about $ 139.58.

On the other hand, a man has

• a banana which cost about $0.50

• two eggs that sum $0.50

• and two mammal glandes that produce … well, nothing which means $0! Besides, his eggs are not good to be eaten and in time his banana becomes floppy.

Per total a man costs about $1.00!

Jessica Alba pregnant with twins. Old news but didn’t find a better picture for the Quickies. :D  Besides, Jessica is the soon-to-be-mommy of the moment.

Rhianna and Chris Brown are dating. They kept on denying but the truth was finally revealed. Read more about their love story on DailyMail.co.uk

Snoop Dog is still singing. No shit! Ufxcomic.com

Anxious to see Nicole Richie’s baby? (I’m not that anxious) Check out People.com

Sea reptile is biggest on record - BBC

Mommy Jennifer Lopez doesn’t have to worry about clothes no more. P. Diddy is in charge. People.com

During a visit at the Agriculture Saloon Nicholas Sarkozy forgot about manners and told a man from the crowd “Casse-toi, pauvre con!” which means “Go to hell, you fool!” (this is a polite translation!).

It seems that the man didn’t want to be touched by the president of France, and told Sarkozy not to touch him cause he’ll get dirty. The French president responded in a strange way. Maybe he forgot he is the president of France and forgot his manners back home, in bed with his supermodel wife, Carla Bruni.

Here is the video from the Agriculture Saloon.