This video is a response to the Sarah Silverman video “I’m f***ing Matt Damon”. Jimmy Kimmel chose Ben Affleck.

I thought this day is never going to come but finally Jennifer Lopez gave birth to a baby boy and a baby girl. Jenny, who is 38 gave birth to her first kids while for Marc Anthony the two new born are just two more. Marc has 3 more kids: Ariana who is 13, Cristian 7 and Ryan who’s 4. I really hope that those babies will have Jennifer’s figure and Marc’s body, cause I wouldn’t want to see a big ass boy.

The babies were born at 12.12 AM at North Shore University Hospital, Long Island. The girl came first and a few minutes later the boy decided to show up.

The best part of this pregnancy? Marc and Jenny sold the right for the first photograph for $6 million to People. Yeah, you heard that well. Six million dollars! That should cover for all the diapers and milk for the twins.

Have you noticed how big has become Jennifer Lopez lately? She’s enormous! Yes, there are definitely twins growing up in there. She has a little bit of chin and she looks like she’s ready to pop any minute now. I think she’s waiting for the perfect time, when Britney is locked in a sanatorium, Paris back in jail and Lindsay drunk somewhere on a deserted island. Then Jennifer will be ready to give birth, so she could have all the media coverage she desires.

Anyway, good luck to Jennifer. Giving birth is not easy, not easy at all.

On a second thought, I really don’t want to see Jennifer’s fat ass after giving  birth!

Who was hot and who was not so hot on the red carpet at the Grammy Awards? Let’s find out together!

Faith Hill and her husband, Tim McGraw are definitely hot. They look so good together and they even matched their outfits. All black. I guess Heath Ledger’s death is just a coincidence why the two wore black on the red carpet.

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I personally am not a fan of Kanye West but I love the Daft Punk song. I got to give Kanye the credit for this performance. He really sure knows how to entertain people and most of all, he sings live.

I just cannot believe it. That woman on stage is really Tina Turner? The same Tina that was beaten up by her late husband, Ike? I just can’t believe how good she looks. She’s old, she’s very old. I think she’s older than my grandma.
My God! That’s one hell of a lady! Well done Tina! We still love you!

Can somebody please explain me why are all those people hopping around Amy Winehouse? Yes, she won several Grammy Awards but she’s still a drug addict and that’s not something to be proud of. Hell, I bet she’s the pride of England. I heard someone today saying that Amy proves that English singers are way much better than American singers. And I was like “why, cause they use cocaine and heroin instead of Prozac?”
Stupid people!

Christina Aguilera looks amazing after giving birth, a month ago. She speaks of her new born baby in an interview given to ET.

Amy Winehouse’s performance via satellite, from London at the Grammy Awards, the 50th anniversary edition. Amy sang You Know I’m No Good and Rehab.
She won 5 out of 6 nominees including best new (cracked) artist award. And I said no, no no!
Kanye West was the loser of the night when he won just 2 out of 8 nominees. At least he got the award for the best rap album. I’m not sure what happened to him last night but he said countless times “I”, “me”, “best”. Anyway, his performance was one of a kind and his hairstyle (he had written Mama on his head) was … unique!
Here are the awards and the winners:
Album Of The Year : The Joni Letters - Herbie Hancock
Song Of The Year: Rehab - Amy Winehouse
Best New Artist : Amy Winehouse (i wonder if they’re offering some crack with the award)
Best Female Pop Vocal Performance : Rehab - Amy Winehouse
Best Male Pop Vocal Performance : What Goes Around - Justin Timberlake
Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals : Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5 (I love these guys)
Best Pop Collaboration With Vocals : Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On) - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
Best Pop Instrumental Performance : One Week Last Summer - Joni Mitchell
Best Pop Instrumental Album : The Mix-Up - Beastie Boys
Best Pop Vocal Album : Back To Black - Amy Winehouse
Best Dance Recording : LoveStoned/I Think She Knows - Justin Timberlake
Best Electronic/Dance Album : We Are The Night - The Chemical Brothers
Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album : Call Me Irresponsible - Michael Bublé
Best Solo Rock Vocal Performance : Radio Nowhere - Bruce Springsteen (the Boss is alive and kicking!)
Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals : Icky Thump - The White Stripes
Best Hard Rock Performance : The Pretender - Foo Fighters
Best Metal Performance : Final Six - Slayer
Best Rock Instrumental Performance : Once Upon A Time In The West - Bruce Springsteen
Best Rock Song : Radio Nowhere - Bruce Springsteen
Best Rock Album : Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace - Foo Fighters
Best Alternative Music Album : Icky Thump - The White Stripes
Best Female R&B Vocal Performance : No One - Alicia Keys
Best Male R&B Vocal Performance : Future Baby Mama - Prince (the vegan king is still kicking)
Best R&B Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals : Disrespectful - Chaka Khan Featuring Mary J. Blige
Best Traditional R&B Vocal Performance : In My Songs - Gerald Levert
Best Urban/Alternative Performance : Daydreamin’ - Lupe Fiasco Featuring Jill Scott
Best R&B Song : No One - Dirty Harry, Kerry Brothers & Alicia Keys
Best R&B Album : Funk This - Chaka Khan
Best Contemporary R&B Album : Because Of You - Ne-Yo
Best Rap Solo Performance : Stronger - Kanye West
Best Rap Performance By A Duo Or Group : Southside - Common Featuring Kanye West
Best Rap/Sung Collaboration : Umbrella - Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z
Best Rap Song : Good Life - Aldrin Davis, Mike Dean, Faheem Najm & Kanye West
Best Rap Album : Graduation - Kanye West
Best Female Country Vocal Performance : Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
Best Male Country Vocal Performance : Stupid Boy - Keith Urban (hope Nicole is happy)
Best Country Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals : How Long - Eagles
Best Country Collaboration With Vocals : Lost Highway - Willie Nelson & Ray Price
Best Country Instrumental Performance : Throttleneck - Brad Paisley
Best Country Song : Before He Cheats - Josh Kear & Chris Tompkins

For the rest of the awards go to Grammy.com

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