Would you like to know what’s the most expensive mobile phone in the world? Would you like to know how much it costs?

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The GoldVish “Piece Unique” is the most expensive mobile phone in the world, according to Guinness Book of Records and it costs about $1.6 million (yeah, American dollars!) This must be a real treat for geeks!

Here’s a quick excerpt  from the manufacturer’s site :

Our aim is to create each cell phone as a masterpiece in its own right. In addition to the ILLUSION collection, GoldVish manufactures a limited range of customised cell phones, with personalised engravings and diamond settings.
The limited editions will be distributed worldwide. This unique and very exclusive collection is only available on special request. GoldVish makes cell phones of unparalleled luxury backed by the highest levels of Swiss craftsmanship and precision. For more details and questions, go to the contact button.

If you think your wallet is loaded enough or you live in the Hollywood high society, order this phone. If not, shut up and enjoy your phone!

One night two sisters, named Math and Logic went out to sell some cookies. On their way home, Logic observed that a man was following them.

Math: “Oh, sister it’s almost night and we’re still pretty far from home.”

Logic: “I hope you did realize a man is on our tail”

M: “Oh, sister! What does he want from us?”

L: “Its pretty logic. He wants to rape us!”

M: “If my calculations are correct we have less than 15 minutes to think of something before he gets to us.”

L: “The only logical thing for us to to is to go faster”

M: “I don’t think this is a solution”

L: “Of course it’s not a solution. He did the same logic thing, he’s walking faster”

M: “And now what? In less than a minute he’s going to be here. What are we going to do now?”

L: “The most logic thing for us to do is to go separate ways. You go that way and I’ll go this way. We’ll meet back home!”

After the two sisters went separate ways, the man followed Logic and Math went straight home. Logic wasn’t there and Math began to worry. After 5 minutes Logic came home.

M: “What happened? Are you ok?”

L: “As I though, after we went separate ways the man followed me. Then he ran after me. After about 1 minute he caught up with me!”

M: “Oh, dear. What happened next? What did he do to you?”

L: “After he caught up with me, I lifted my skirt up.”

M: “Oh, no! Did he hurt you?”

L: “After I did that, he unzipped his pants and came toward me!”

M: “What did you do then?”

L: “As you may find it logic, a woman runs faster with her skirt lifted than a man with his pants down his ankles.”

The morality of the story? Never mess with a woman’s logic!

This has got to be the funniest music video I’ve ever seen on YouTube! You rock man, whoever you are!

Well, the guy was pretty rude by letting his girl know he doesn’t want to date her anymore via his website, Wikipedia.

The girl, Rachel Marsden wanted her revenge so she set up for sale on eBay Jimmy’s things he left in her NYC apartment. Here is the text from eBay:

Hi, my name is Rachel and my (now ex) boyfriend, Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales, just broke up with me via an announcement on Wikipedia (Click here). It was such a classy move that I was inspired to do something equally classy myself, so I’m selling a couple of items of clothing he left behind, here in my NYC apartment, on eBay. Jimbo was supposed to come visit me in a couple of weeks and pick up some of his stuff, but obviously that won’t be happening now.
Both of these items have been washed, twice, with Tide extra-strength liquid detergent. Otherwise, they would not be in salable condition. I took them out of GitMo style isolation from a plastic bag in my closet (where they were placed to prevent the ongoing terrorism of my olfactory senses) and washed them out for the purposes of this auction. Even so, this particular item — a medium sized, black “Starter” brand shirt — has two white stains (one on the sleeve, as shown in the photo, and one in the back) which I have been unable to remove. PS: Sorry that my hair is such a mess — I’m in breakup mode right now and really couldn’t be bothered.

This is just like Eamon and Frankee. You know, the “F**k you, I don’t want you back” song which was soon followed by “F**k you right back!”, Frankee’s song. But I don’t know if those two had something going on.

This is what Rachel is bidding.

And this is Jimmy’s blog where he tells what happened from his perspective.

It’s sad when two people decide to break up and do it in a nasty and ugly way.

If only men would do that more often …

I bet Ronaldo is a bit jealous!

Why is a woman more expensive than a man?

Just do the math :

A woman has

• Two mammal glandes that produce about 1 gallon of milk. A half a gallon of milk is about $2.29, which means $4.58

• Two hunks of ham (thighs) which cost about $50, which means a total cost of $100.

• Also a woman’s breast cost about $35, if the breasts are stuffed with silicone the value goes higher.

Per total a woman costs about $ 139.58.

On the other hand, a man has

• a banana which cost about $0.50

• two eggs that sum $0.50

• and two mammal glandes that produce … well, nothing which means $0! Besides, his eggs are not good to be eaten and in time his banana becomes floppy.

Per total a man costs about $1.00!

Jessica Alba pregnant with twins. Old news but didn’t find a better picture for the Quickies. :D  Besides, Jessica is the soon-to-be-mommy of the moment.

Rhianna and Chris Brown are dating. They kept on denying but the truth was finally revealed. Read more about their love story on DailyMail.co.uk

Snoop Dog is still singing. No shit! Ufxcomic.com

Anxious to see Nicole Richie’s baby? (I’m not that anxious) Check out People.com

Sea reptile is biggest on record - BBC

Mommy Jennifer Lopez doesn’t have to worry about clothes no more. P. Diddy is in charge. People.com

This video is a response to the Sarah Silverman video “I’m f***ing Matt Damon”. Jimmy Kimmel chose Ben Affleck.

I just cannot believe it. That woman on stage is really Tina Turner? The same Tina that was beaten up by her late husband, Ike? I just can’t believe how good she looks. She’s old, she’s very old. I think she’s older than my grandma.
My God! That’s one hell of a lady! Well done Tina! We still love you!