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Sarkozy vs Bush jr.

Mar 31, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: celebrity gossip, funny, politics, stupid

Nicholas Sarkozy

So George W. Bush isn’t the smallest president after all. At least he’s taller than the French president, Nicholas Sarkozy.  Unfortunately I can’t say the same thing about their IQ! :P

P.S: I don’t know if this picture is for real or is photoshoped! What do you think?

Sexist attitude in a clinic in Spain

Mar 27, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: funny, lifestyle, politics, stupid, woman stuff

Punishment! About 20 nurses from a clinic in Cadiz, Spain who are wearing pants during work are payed with 30 euro less than the rest of the fellow colleagues.

The San Rafael clinic nurses are outraged after they were told their paychecks were going to be cut back with 30 euro due to the fact that they are refusing to wear short skirts.

More than 20 nurses decided they are nursing sick people not stripping in front of their patients, so they decided to wear trousers while at work.

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Unfortunately, the management disagreed and decided to cut back 30 euro out of their monthly paychecks due to “breach of trust and Hospital orders”. It seems that the management have stated some rules, which imply wearing a short skirt while on duty.

“It’s like we’re sex toys in those clothes. The strange uniform is imposed by the management but we feel extremely uncomfortable wearing it. Every time we bend over the bed to treat a patient, we must be very careful because every sudden move can reveal the underwear. This is wrong for our patients and disgraceful for us.”, said Adela Sastre one of the nurses at San Rafael clinic. “I don’t understand why can’t we wear normal clothes, normal size skirts. It’s not fair to cut back money from our paychecks. We’re decided to do something about this even if that means going to court!”, concluded Adela.

I wonder what was the reaction from the Cardiology in-patients.

Thomas Beatie - the first pregnant man

Mar 27, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: funny, lifestyle, love, pregnancy, woman stuff

Thomas Beatie seems to be the first pregnant man. Well, this affirmation is not very accurate because Thomas Beatie was a woman, before changing his sex.
Thomas is trangender so she decided to change her sex.

To our neighbors, my wife, Nancy, and I don’t appear in the least unusual. To those in the quiet Oregon community where we live, we are viewed just as we are — a happy couple deeply in love. Our desire to work hard, buy our first home, and start a family was nothing out of the ordinary. That is, until we decided that I would carry our child.

His wife, Nancy is unable to give birth due to severe endometriosis 20 years ago.

This whole process, from trying to get pregnant to being pregnant, has been a challenge for us. The first doctor we approached was a reproductive endocrinologist. [...] He then required us to see the clinic’s psychologist to see if we were fit to bring a child into this world and consulted with the ethics board of his hospital. A few months and a couple thousand dollars later, he told us that he would no longer treat us, saying he and his staff felt uncomfortable working with “someone like me. In total, nine different doctors have been involved. This is why it took over one year to get access to a cryogenic sperm bank to purchase anonymous donor vials, and why Nancy and I eventually resorted to home insemination. ”

Here’s the a screen shot of the controversial article from The Advocate, online edition.
Pregnant man article

Stupidity of the day - 27/03/2008

Mar 27, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: funny, stupid

“We apologize for the error in last week’s paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce.”

-Correction notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper

The Ugly Betty Outdoor Ad

Mar 24, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Hollywood, funny, movies

ugly betty ad

This has got to be one of the best movie ads I’ve seen in the last few months. I’m not a fan of soap operas but I guess there are plenty of people out there just waiting for a new episode.

Amazing baby

Mar 24, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Video, funny, lifestyle

What were you doing when you were 17 months old? This little angel can read. She’s not speaking very well but she can read!

Valentina Hasan the Bulgarian Mariah Carey

Mar 21, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Video, funny, music, stupid

Valentina Hasan, the Bulgarian Mariah Carey has improved her English skills! But I guess she’ll remain famous for her “Ken Leeee” version of the song!

Bulgarian Idols

Mar 20, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: Video, funny, music, stupid

That was supposed to be Bad from Michael Jackson. The guy just sucks!

And this was supposed to be “Without you” from Mariah Carey, also called “Ken Lee”, sang by the Bulgarian Mariah Carey wannabe!

Beware of heart diseases

Mar 16, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: funny, geek, lifestyle, love, stupid

A few years ago a doctor told me to stop eating junk food, to exercise more, to eat food that contains less fat, not to drink, not to smoke and if I were sick sex was forbidden.

Here’s the funny part:

  • Recent studies have shown that in France people don’t count their calories when they eat, the pastries are full of fats, French people drink loads of wine, have sex very often and yet the risk of getting killed by a heart attack is higher in the United States than in France.
  • In Spain or Italy people drink loads of wine, they have sex very often, and yet in England the number of the people killed by a heart attack are twice the number of the people in Spain or Italy dead after a heart attack.
  • In Brazil people drink loads of coffee, they get laid a lot and yet there are less heart attacks deaths than in the United States.
  • People from India and Thailand eat spicy and fat food, they have sex very often and yet UK and USA  have 3x times more people suffering from heart disease.
  • In China and Japan people have sex a lot, they eat all sort of spicy things and yet Chinese or Japanese people live longer than most of Americans.

The conclusion? You can eat whatever you want, you can drink as much as you can, get laid a lot cause the real cause of heart attacks is speaking English.

(Thank God I’m safe! :P)

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P.S : This is just a joke, please don’t take it personally! If you do, please get out of your mom’s basement and get laid!

Take a few days off

Mar 15, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: funny, stupid

“I desperately needed a few days off work and I just couldn’t think of anything that would make my boss ask me to take a a few days off.

After a few hours (and a few beers) I finally came up with the best motive: I’ll suddenly go crazy and my boss will have to let me go to a shrink or some sort of a doctor.

So the next day I went to work earlier and told my assistant about my brilliant plan. She thought I couldn’t do it. She was wrong!

After I walked into my office I threw my shoes off and hooked my feet to the ceiling. My boss came in.

Boss: “What the hell are you doing, son?!”

Me: ” Isn’t it obvious? I’m a lightbulb! I brighten this office!”

Boss: “I think it’s time for you to go to a shrink. Why don’t you take this week off and get well, huh? See you next week!”

My plan had worked! As soon as my boss walked out of my office I walked out too. Then, suddenly my assistant followed me.

Boss: “Where are you going?”
Assistant: “I’m sorry boss, I can’t work if there’s no more light in the office!”

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