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		<title>Royal Ascot 2009 &#8211; more funny hats!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before you start throwing rocks at me, let me just say that I already know about the hat tradition at the Royal Ascot but can&#8217;t help but think of how hilarious these hats are. And of course, how hilarious some women look wearing those things. Check out the photos that made my day. (images by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Before you start throwing rocks at me, let me just say that I already know about <a title="Royal Ascot and the funny hats" href="http://juicefriends.com/funny-royal-hats.html" target="_blank"><strong>the hat tradition at the Royal Ascot</strong></a> but can&#8217;t help but think of how hilarious these hats are. And of course, how hilarious some women look wearing those things.</p>
<p>Check out the photos that made my day. (<em>images by Getty Images, Reuters, PA and EPA</em>). click on each photo for a larger version <img src='http://juicefriends.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Superbowl 2009 ads</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cars.com : David Abernathy and his lack of confidence in buying a car. Pepsi: I&#8217;m good! The new Pepsi! 10 minutes of Superbowl ads. Thnx to Ieverything. Bruce Springsteen perform during the HalfTime The last one, with Jason Stratham is very cool!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Cars.com</strong> : David Abernathy and his lack of confidence in buying a car. </p>
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Pepsi: I&#8217;m good! The new Pepsi!</p>
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<p>10 minutes of Superbowl ads. Thnx to Ieverything.</p>
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<p>Bruce Springsteen perform during the HalfTime</p>
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The last one, with Jason Stratham is very cool!</p>
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		<title>Adela Lupse and the madness of live TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She&#8217;s young and restless. Adela Lupse from Oradea is a 20 years old Romanian presenter who got fired and then was rehired by a big Romanian Television Network (Antena 1) although her show was fined 1000 pounds (that&#8217;s 5.000 Ron, the Romanian currency) because she smashed a telephone on a live show. She started yelling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s young and restless. <strong>Adela Lupse</strong> from Oradea is a 20 years old Romanian presenter who got fired and then was rehired by a big Romanian Television Network (<strong>Antena 1</strong>) although her show was fined 1000 pounds (that&#8217;s 5.000 Ron, the Romanian currency) because she smashed a telephone on a live show.</p>
<p>She started yelling &#8220;I want the phone to ring now, I want to ring&#8221; and then took a telephone and jumped on it until it break. (and she&#8217;s not skinny at all!)</p>
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<p>After the <strong>National Audiovisual Council of Romania</strong> fined the show, Adela wrote a letter to all major press agencies telling &#8220;Maybe I was a bit over the top but I wanted to get people to call &#8211; there is a lot of pressure to get people to call in with the correct answer. It was a bad day.”<br />
Bad day??? Bad day is when you forget to brush your teeth or leave home in your snickers but that was hysterical!<br />
Adela got lucky though. She got a job (to do the same thing) at another television, but with a higher audience, Antena 1. </p>
<p>She says she finished studying Journalism and has an experience of 4  years in Television. She&#8217;s been doing this show for a few months now. </p>
<p>I guess Romanian people love to see a cute girl like <strong>Adela Lupse </strong>smash things, maybe they&#8217;re masochists? </p>
<p>I know for show I wouldn&#8217;t watch a show like that! I hate hysterical people, they make me nervous&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Oops, Geri has done it!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The former Spice Girl looked amazing! Red dress, nice clean makeup, a dark hair and an elegant haircut. It was going so well until&#8230; her dress betrayed her! Present at the Children&#8217;s Bafta Awards in London, Geri Haliwell was looking fresh and ready to rock when the winter wind came by and showed the world [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The former Spice Girl looked amazing! Red dress, nice clean makeup, a dark hair and an elegant haircut. It was going so well until&#8230; her dress betrayed her!</p>
<p>Present at the <strong>Children&#8217;s Bafta Awards</strong> in London, <strong>Geri Haliwell</strong> was looking fresh and ready to rock when the winter wind came by and showed the world more than we&#8217;d expect: a nice view of <strong>Geri&#8217;s buttocks</strong>.</p>
<p>Geri has now entered the world of celebrities who were betrayed by their clothing. At least she&#8217;s still good looking <img src='http://juicefriends.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>The perfect gift for blonde girls &#8211; Pink Keyboard</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 08:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s just $50 and it guarantees you a special treat from your blonde girlfriend. Why this keyboard is so special? For example, the Enter key has been renamed, it is now called &#8220;Yes, I want it&#8221;, while BackSpace means &#8220;Oops!&#8221;. The Page Up &#8211; Page Down keys have been modified into &#8220;Way up&#8221; and &#8220;Way [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s just $50 and it guarantees you a special treat from your <strong>blonde</strong> girlfriend. Why this keyboard is so special? For example, the Enter key has been renamed, it is now called &#8220;Yes, I want it&#8221;, while BackSpace means &#8220;Oops!&#8221;.</p>
<p>The Page Up &#8211; Page Down keys have been modified into &#8220;Way up&#8221; and &#8220;Way down&#8221; and the Esc button is simply &#8220;NO!&#8221;.</p>
<p>The number keys have musical notes on them and many more other functions.</p>
<p>This is the <strong>perfect keyboard for Paris Hilton</strong>. That is, if she knows how to use a computer!</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.gizmowatch.com/entry/keyboard-for-blondes-a-50-gift-for-your-blonde-this-christmas/" target="_blank">Via GizmoWatch.com</a></p>
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		<title>Google Chrome Logo &#8211; Fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Via <a title="google chrome logo" href="http://thenextweb.org/2008/10/28/origins-of-the-google-chrome-logo/" target="_blank">TheNextWeb.Org</a></p>
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		<title>Help the US economy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at  Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.<br />
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I&#8217;ve been doing my part.&#8221;</p>
<p>Via email &#8230; thanks Dan</p>
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		<title>World&#8217;s worst lovers!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to a survey made by the social networking site Wayn.com, 10.000 women from 50 countries decided German man are the worst lovers in Europe. (it&#8217;s a bit harsh to say they are the worse in the whole world). It seems that Germans are &#8220;branded selfish in bed&#8221;. On the second place the Swedes are [...]]]></description>
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<p>According to a survey made by the social networking site <strong><a title="wayn" href="http://www.wayn.com/waynsplash.html" target="_blank">Wayn.com</a></strong>, 10.000 women from 50 countries decided German man are the worst lovers in Europe. (it&#8217;s a bit harsh to say they are the worse in the whole world).</p>
<p>It seems that <strong>Germans</strong> are &#8220;branded selfish in bed&#8221;. On the second place the Swedes are renowned for being &#8220;too quick&#8221; and the <strong>Dutch</strong> are &#8220;too rough&#8221; (I wonder what do they mean with that :d ).</p>
<p><strong>Americans</strong> are &#8220;too dominant&#8221; (haha, I wonder why!), Welshman are &#8220;soppy&#8221; and Scottish men are &#8220;too loud&#8221; (didn&#8217;t know that is a bad thing!).</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget the <strong>English</strong> men. Apparently they are too &#8220;chubby&#8221; while man from Turkey are &#8220;sweaty&#8221; (uh, that&#8217;s nasty). Once thought of the best lovers, Greeks are now known as &#8220;smelly&#8221; lovers (too much <strong>souvlaki</strong> maybe?) and vodka drinkers, Russians are &#8220;hairy&#8221;. (who cares about hair when they&#8217;re good in bed, huh?!)</p>
<p>On the other hand, the best lovers in the world are Italians, man from France, Ireland, South Africa, Aussies, Spanish people (oye!), Denmark men, brave males from New Zealand, hot man from Brazil and Canadians.</p>
<p>On a personal note I would say I don&#8217;t like Italian men. Many of them are prematurely bold and they don&#8217;t know how to behave with a woman. Males from France &#8230; well, this is another story! <img src='http://juicefriends.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>P.S. there&#8217;s no reason for you males reading this to feel bad! It&#8217;s just a stupid survey! Your partners are the only ones who can say if you&#8217;re a good lover or not!</p>
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		<title>Top Box Office 3-5 october 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[See which movies made it to the Top Ten Box Office this weekend. Have you saw any of them? 1. Beverly Hills Chihuahua &#8211; won $ 29. million 2. Eagle Eye &#8211; won $ 17.7 million 3. Nick and Norah&#8217;s Infinite Playlist &#8211; won $ 12. million 4. Nights in Rodanthe &#8211; won $ 7.4 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See which movies made it to the <strong>Top Ten Box Office this weekend</strong>. Have you saw any of them?</p>
<p>1. <strong>Beverly Hills Chihuahua</strong> &#8211; won $ 29. million</p>
<p>2. <strong>Eagle Eye</strong> &#8211; won $ 17.7 million</p>
<p>3. <strong>Nick and Norah&#8217;s Infinite Playlist</strong> &#8211; won $ 12. million</p>
<p>4. <strong>Nights in Rodanthe</strong> &#8211; won $ 7.4 million</p>
<p>5. <strong>Appaloosa</strong> &#8211; won $ 5. million</p>
<p>6. <strong>Lakeview Terrace</strong> &#8211; won $4.5 million</p>
<p>7.<strong> Burn After Reading </strong>- won $ 4.08 million</p>
<p>8. <strong>Fireproof</strong> &#8211; won $ 4.07 million</p>
<p>9. <strong>An American Carol</strong> &#8211; won $ 3.8 million</p>
<p>10. <strong>Religulous</strong> &#8211; won $ 3.5 million</p>
<p>My God, that&#8217;s a lot of money! And you&#8217;re wondering why is this world falling apart! Nobody give&#8217;s a damn about economy and prosperity anymore! All they care about it what Britney did and who&#8217;s Paris Hilton&#8217;s new boyfriend&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Weird news of the week</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bad news for those of you who are looking for something funny to start the week. Let&#8217;s see what are we going to talk about today: it&#8217;s seems that man who drink Coke are less fertile. An unlucky old men from America woke up to find out he no longer has a penis and the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bad news for those of you who are looking for something funny to start the week. Let&#8217;s see what are we going to talk about today: it&#8217;s seems that man who drink Coke are less fertile. An unlucky old men from America woke up to find out he no longer has a penis and the fattest man alive is (finally!) getting married!</p>
<p><a href="http://juicefriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/manuel_uribe.jpg"><img class="alignleft alignnone size-medium wp-image-772" style="float: left;" title="manuel_uribe" src="http://juicefriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/manuel_uribe-300x266.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="266" /></a><strong>Size does matters</strong>! <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Uribe" target="_blank">Manuel Uribe</a></strong>, World&#8217;s Fattest Man Alive is getting his tuxedo done cause on 26 October he&#8217;s getting married! The lucky(?!) is <strong>Claudia Solis</strong>, an average woman who has been near him for the past years. In fact, she helped him lose about 250 kilos. The Mexican Manuel weighed 560 kilos.</p>
<p>The happy couple haven&#8217;t decided where are they going to held the religious ceremony because the future to be groom can&#8217;t leave the bed.</p>
<p>Rumors has it they will get married in bed and thus skip the party and move on straight to the &#8220;honeymoon bed&#8221; and adventures.</p>
<p>I wish them all the best!</p>
<h5>Image credit: vetvrji.com</h5>
<p><strong>Butt Bra</strong>! The perfect push-up for your ass! It seems that Jennifer Lopez is very proud of herself. Because all women want a big, firm ass just like Jenny from the Block has got. Well ladies, now you can have it. Because from now on you can lift up your posterior with the <strong>incredible Butt Bra!</strong> (I&#8217;m not sure how it&#8217;s called, it&#8217;s easier for me to just call it Butt Bra!). Hooray! It&#8217;s time for all the fat asses to come out to light and enjoy the sun!</p>
<h5>image credit: the dailymail.co.uk</h5>
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<p><strong>Coke kills sperm cells!</strong> Two scientists from Harvard (so, they aren&#8217;t any scientists, they are scientists from Harvard, got it?!) discovered that all sodas with <strong>Coke kill sperm cells</strong>. Apparently Coke makes sperm cells blow up. Now, I hope you&#8217;re not going to rush into it and use Coke as a contraceptive method.</p>
<p>The two <strong>Harvard scientists</strong> were awarded with the Nobel prize for most weird discoveries.</p>
<p><strong>Cook your testicles</strong>! Actually, not your testicles! A Serbian cook launched his new recipe book where you can learn how to cook all sorts of things using testicles. Interested? Pizza with ox testicles, omelette and many other &#8230; delicacies! Um &#8230; it doesn&#8217;t sounds that yummy for me!</p>
<p><strong>Total circumcision</strong>! Phillip Seaton, an American from Kentucky decided it&#8217;s time for him to have a circumcision. He&#8217;s 61! The unlucky thing was the fact that after the surgery he realized he&#8217;s missing &#8230; his penis! Dr. John M. Patterson decided to cut off the man&#8217;s penis because he had cancer. Of course Phillip is convinced that the doctor is not telling the truth and he decided to sue the doctor who deprived him from his beloved penis!</p>
<p>Well, Kentucky man you are just a bit lucky. A few years ago, in Romania, a man in his 30&#8242;s woke up without his penis because Dr. Ciomu mistook the surgery and cut off the man&#8217;s sausage. Ever since, whenever a doctor chops off his patient, we have a saying: &#8220;I guess he met dr. Ciomu&#8221;.</p>
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