I guess each and every one of you have a list of things you hate. Here is my list:

10. Guys wearing dark sunglasses at night while dancing in clubs.

Why do you need dark sunglasses while dancing? Why do you need sunglasses in clubs? I just don’t get it! You’re cooler if you’re wearing black glasses and nobody can see your eyes?!

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It’s diapers time in Hollywood! After Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez it was about time for Halle Berry to join the new mothers club.

Sunday, March 16, 2008 Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl. People.com

The actress is 41 years old, this is her first child and the happy father is French Gabriel Aubry, 32 years old.

I wonder how much is she going to get for her first baby pictures and which magazine will battle for them. I just hope she’s going to give that money to charity, she’s got loads of money for diapers and baby clothes.

After all, Christina and Nicole are in a some sort of competition after Richie’s baby pictures were more popular than Aguilera’s.

Out of all pregnant celebrities Halle was by far the hottest!

Perhaps I’m wrong but that sure looks like an early baby bump to me. I just hope this photo is fake and Britney is not pregnant for the third time. She lost custody of her 2 baby boys and now she just regained her right to visit them.

If these pregnancy rumors are going to turn out to be true then the father must be Adnan Ghalib, Britney’s latest fuck buddy.

Her breasts look bigger, she’s showing off a small but pretty baby bump and in the last few days I read that she broke up with Adnan due to some mysterious text messages she found on Adnan’s phone. He said the messages (about a dozen) were from a lady friend, but Brit didn’t fell for that. Friends of the pop star say she was very upset because those messages had some sexual connotations one normally wouldn’t receive from just a lady friend.

I don’t care how things work out, I just think that those bloody paparazzi should get their stuff and shove it up their … “back door“! It’s time for her to start live her life.

Well, the guy was pretty rude by letting his girl know he doesn’t want to date her anymore via his website, Wikipedia.

The girl, Rachel Marsden wanted her revenge so she set up for sale on eBay Jimmy’s things he left in her NYC apartment. Here is the text from eBay:

Hi, my name is Rachel and my (now ex) boyfriend, Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales, just broke up with me via an announcement on Wikipedia (Click here). It was such a classy move that I was inspired to do something equally classy myself, so I’m selling a couple of items of clothing he left behind, here in my NYC apartment, on eBay. Jimbo was supposed to come visit me in a couple of weeks and pick up some of his stuff, but obviously that won’t be happening now.
Both of these items have been washed, twice, with Tide extra-strength liquid detergent. Otherwise, they would not be in salable condition. I took them out of GitMo style isolation from a plastic bag in my closet (where they were placed to prevent the ongoing terrorism of my olfactory senses) and washed them out for the purposes of this auction. Even so, this particular item — a medium sized, black “Starter” brand shirt — has two white stains (one on the sleeve, as shown in the photo, and one in the back) which I have been unable to remove. PS: Sorry that my hair is such a mess — I’m in breakup mode right now and really couldn’t be bothered.

This is just like Eamon and Frankee. You know, the “F**k you, I don’t want you back” song which was soon followed by “F**k you right back!”, Frankee’s song. But I don’t know if those two had something going on.

This is what Rachel is bidding.

And this is Jimmy’s blog where he tells what happened from his perspective.

It’s sad when two people decide to break up and do it in a nasty and ugly way.

Jessica Alba pregnant with twins. Old news but didn’t find a better picture for the Quickies. :D  Besides, Jessica is the soon-to-be-mommy of the moment.

Rhianna and Chris Brown are dating. They kept on denying but the truth was finally revealed. Read more about their love story on DailyMail.co.uk

Snoop Dog is still singing. No shit! Ufxcomic.com

Anxious to see Nicole Richie’s baby? (I’m not that anxious) Check out People.com

Sea reptile is biggest on record - BBC

Mommy Jennifer Lopez doesn’t have to worry about clothes no more. P. Diddy is in charge. People.com

Yeap, it’s now official. Angelina Jolie and boyfriend Brad Pitt are expecting twins. They broke the news while attending the Independent Spirit Awards on Saturday. The couple looked very happy on the red carpet and Angelina wore a black long dress that revealed her baby bump.

I bet they wish to make 4 more babies, just enough for a soccer team (11). Right now the Brangelina couple have 4 kids : Maddox, Shiloh, Zahara and Pax.

During a visit at the Agriculture Saloon Nicholas Sarkozy forgot about manners and told a man from the crowd “Casse-toi, pauvre con!” which means “Go to hell, you fool!” (this is a polite translation!).

It seems that the man didn’t want to be touched by the president of France, and told Sarkozy not to touch him cause he’ll get dirty. The French president responded in a strange way. Maybe he forgot he is the president of France and forgot his manners back home, in bed with his supermodel wife, Carla Bruni.

Here is the video from the Agriculture Saloon.

Movies, hot celebrities, gorgeous dresses, not so gorgeous outfits and more celebrities. Sunday night the red carpet at Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles was full of famous people anxious to find out who’s the best director of 2007, who is the best actor/actress and many more. Here is a partial list of the winners:

• Best Motion Picture of the Year

No Country for Old Men (2007) - Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Scott Rudin

• Best Achievement in Directing

Ethan Coen, Joel Coen for No Country for Old Men (2007)

• Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

Daniel Day-Lewis for There Will Be Blood (2007)

• Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

Marion Cotillard for La Vie En Rose (2007)

• Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen

Juno (2007) - Diablo Cody

• Best Documentary, Features

Taxi to the Dark Side (2007) - Alex Gibney, Eva Orner

• Best Supporting Actress

Tilda Swinton for Michael Clayton (2007)

• Best Supporting Actor

Javier Bardem for No Country For Old Men (2007)

• Best Foreign Movie

“The Counterfeiters“, Austria

• Animated feature film

“Ratatoiulle” (2007)

I thought this day is never going to come but finally Jennifer Lopez gave birth to a baby boy and a baby girl. Jenny, who is 38 gave birth to her first kids while for Marc Anthony the two new born are just two more. Marc has 3 more kids: Ariana who is 13, Cristian 7 and Ryan who’s 4. I really hope that those babies will have Jennifer’s figure and Marc’s body, cause I wouldn’t want to see a big ass boy.

The babies were born at 12.12 AM at North Shore University Hospital, Long Island. The girl came first and a few minutes later the boy decided to show up.

The best part of this pregnancy? Marc and Jenny sold the right for the first photograph for $6 million to People. Yeah, you heard that well. Six million dollars! That should cover for all the diapers and milk for the twins.

Have you noticed how big has become Jennifer Lopez lately? She’s enormous! Yes, there are definitely twins growing up in there. She has a little bit of chin and she looks like she’s ready to pop any minute now. I think she’s waiting for the perfect time, when Britney is locked in a sanatorium, Paris back in jail and Lindsay drunk somewhere on a deserted island. Then Jennifer will be ready to give birth, so she could have all the media coverage she desires.

Anyway, good luck to Jennifer. Giving birth is not easy, not easy at all.

On a second thought, I really don’t want to see Jennifer’s fat ass after giving  birth!