Bad news for those of you who are looking for something funny to start the week. Let’s see what are we going to talk about today: it’s seems that man who drink Coke are less fertile. An unlucky old men from America woke up to find out he no longer has a penis and the fattest man alive is (finally!) getting married!

Size does matters! Manuel Uribe, World’s Fattest Man Alive is getting his tuxedo done cause on 26 October he’s getting married! The lucky(?!) is Claudia Solis, an average woman who has been near him for the past years. In fact, she helped him lose about 250 kilos. The Mexican Manuel weighed 560 kilos.

The happy couple haven’t decided where are they going to held the religious ceremony because the future to be groom can’t leave the bed.

Rumors has it they will get married in bed and thus skip the party and move on straight to the “honeymoon bed” and adventures.

I wish them all the best!

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Butt Bra! The perfect push-up for your ass! It seems that Jennifer Lopez is very proud of herself. Because all women want a big, firm ass just like Jenny from the Block has got. Well ladies, now you can have it. Because from now on you can lift up your posterior with the incredible Butt Bra! (I’m not sure how it’s called, it’s easier for me to just call it Butt Bra!). Hooray! It’s time for all the fat asses to come out to light and enjoy the sun!

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Coke kills sperm cells! Two scientists from Harvard (so, they aren’t any scientists, they are scientists from Harvard, got it?!) discovered that all sodas with Coke kill sperm cells. Apparently Coke makes sperm cells blow up. Now, I hope you’re not going to rush into it and use Coke as a contraceptive method.

The two Harvard scientists were awarded with the Nobel prize for most weird discoveries.

Cook your testicles! Actually, not your testicles! A Serbian cook launched his new recipe book where you can learn how to cook all sorts of things using testicles. Interested? Pizza with ox testicles, omelette and many other … delicacies! Um … it doesn’t sounds that yummy for me!

Total circumcision! Phillip Seaton, an American from Kentucky decided it’s time for him to have a circumcision. He’s 61! The unlucky thing was the fact that after the surgery he realized he’s missing … his penis! Dr. John M. Patterson decided to cut off the man’s penis because he had cancer. Of course Phillip is convinced that the doctor is not telling the truth and he decided to sue the doctor who deprived him from his beloved penis!

Well, Kentucky man you are just a bit lucky. A few years ago, in Romania, a man in his 30’s woke up without his penis because Dr. Ciomu mistook the surgery and cut off the man’s sausage. Ever since, whenever a doctor chops off his patient, we have a saying: “I guess he met dr. Ciomu”.