The difference between ladies and gents
One night two sisters, named Math and Logic went out to sell some cookies. On their way home, Logic observed that a man was following them.
Math: “Oh, sister it’s almost night and we’re still pretty far from home.”
Logic: “I hope you did realize a man is on our tail”
M: “Oh, sister! What does he want from us?”
L: “Its pretty logic. He wants to rape us!”
M: “If my calculations are correct we have less than 15 minutes to think of something before he gets to us.”
L: “The only logical thing for us to to is to go faster”
M: “I don’t think this is a solution”
L: “Of course it’s not a solution. He did the same logic thing, he’s walking faster”
M: “And now what? In less than a minute he’s going to be here. What are we going to do now?”
L: “The most logic thing for us to do is to go separate ways. You go that way and I’ll go this way. We’ll meet back home!”
After the two sisters went separate ways, the man followed Logic and Math went straight home. Logic wasn’t there and Math began to worry. After 5 minutes Logic came home.
M: “What happened? Are you ok?”
L: “As I though, after we went separate ways the man followed me. Then he ran after me. After about 1 minute he caught up with me!”
M: “Oh, dear. What happened next? What did he do to you?”
L: “After he caught up with me, I lifted my skirt up.”
M: “Oh, no! Did he hurt you?”
L: “After I did that, he unzipped his pants and came toward me!”
M: “What did you do then?”
L: “As you may find it logic, a woman runs faster with her skirt lifted than a man with his pants down his ankles.”
The morality of the story? Never mess with a woman’s logic!
Yeah, OK. If I ever find a woman with logic, I, er, won’t “mess with it.”
fuk dem bitchez dey is stopid fagz