Rhianna told the police officers that Chris struck her with his fists!

Chris Brown is an animal! What kind of man would do that to a woman? For Christ’s sake, that’s awful!

This happened after the pre-Grammy party they were attending. It seems that some people in the area heard the noises and called 911.

Chris Brown turned himself to the police and was released after paying a $50.000 bail.

It seems that the singer received a test message from another woman while he was driving the car and Rhianna was sitting next to him. The text message was the flame that started the confrontation that got Riri in a hospital with contusions and bruises.

What was the message about? TMZ says it was about some lady hooking up with Chris.

She started yelling “I want the phone to ring now, I want to ring” and then took a telephone and jumped on it until it break. (and she’s not skinny at all!)

After the National Audiovisual Council of Romania fined the show, Adela wrote a letter to all major press agencies telling “Maybe I was a bit over the top but I wanted to get people to call – there is a lot of pressure to get people to call in with the correct answer. It was a bad day.”
Bad day??? Bad day is when you forget to brush your teeth or leave home in your snickers but that was hysterical!
Adela got lucky though. She got a job (to do the same thing) at another television, but with a higher audience, Antena 1.

She says she finished studying Journalism and has an experience of 4 years in Television. She’s been doing this show for a few months now.

I guess Romanian people love to see a cute girl like Adela Lupse smash things, maybe they’re masochists?

I know for show I wouldn’t watch a show like that! I hate hysterical people, they make me nervous…

She’s got huge boobs, a nice flat stomach and hips that are proportional to the rest of her body. The person who did the airbrush did a very bad job. She looks dreadful! It looks like her upper body has been cut down and added on somebody else’s lower body.

Take a look and convince yourself:

I like her more in the first picture! Why do they want to promote a bad image of Mel B? I think that most women want a body like Mel has. Not an bad airbrushed body!

The Page Up – Page Down keys have been modified into “Way up” and “Way down” and the Esc button is simply “NO!”.

The number keys have musical notes on them and many more other functions.

This is the perfect keyboard for Paris Hilton. That is, if she knows how to use a computer!

Via GizmoWatch.com

Amy Taylor (28) and David Pollard (40) are the main characters in this story. They met in a chatroom (that’s a surprise, huh?!)  and in July 2005 they got married. Yes, they threw a big party in their virtual life as well.

(click on each photo for zoom) Images, obviously, via the Daily Mail

The red head woman is the assumed lady who had an sexual affair with David.

The dark haired woman is Amy, a way too different image of herself.

One day Amy caught her hubby, David, watching his avatar having sex with a prostitute. She got mad (as any woman would do) and hired a private online SL detective to spy on him.

A few months ago (April) she caught him having “virtual sex” with another player. Literally, they were talking sexually in the private chatroom.

Again, she got mad, he got angry and told her he doesn’t love her anymore. Bla, bla, bla! Finally, they decided to separate and Amy filed for divorce.

She now has another man in her life, a man she met while playing World of Warcraft (another addictive game!) and they’re doing just fine!

An honest advice for all of my readers: please don’t let yourself deceived by online stupid games! There are things far more important than playing these addictive games! Go out, enjoy life. Life is wonderful!

During the MTV Europe Music Awards, Kanye and Ting Tings were sharing the same dressing room. They were surprised to see what Kanye had done in the back stage dressing room.

Perhaps Kanye still weeps after his mother and he was too depressed to make it to the toilet?!

Anyhow, that’s gross!

Image via Dlisted

Stupid drunk rednecks!

Due to the horrible smell, people from a tower block in Prokuplje (Serbia) called the police to investigate the problem. It seems that the horse was jammed into the ventilation shaft on 12th floor.

“The smell was absolutely noxious. We had no idea what it was at first and did not want to take any risks. We even had to call in a special unit which deals with dangerous chemicals. Eventually though our officers tracked down the stink to the air vents and finally found the putrefying remains which were identified as a horse. How on earth someone managed to get a horse’s body 12 storeys up and why someone would put it there though we have no idea.” Ananova.com

Unfortunately, the horse was dead and was decomposing! What kind of animals would do that?

/Me sad

Size does matters! Manuel Uribe, World’s Fattest Man Alive is getting his tuxedo done cause on 26 October he’s getting married! The lucky(?!) is Claudia Solis, an average woman who has been near him for the past years. In fact, she helped him lose about 250 kilos. The Mexican Manuel weighed 560 kilos.

The happy couple haven’t decided where are they going to held the religious ceremony because the future to be groom can’t leave the bed.

Rumors has it they will get married in bed and thus skip the party and move on straight to the “honeymoon bed” and adventures.

I wish them all the best!

Image credit: vetvrji.com

Butt Bra! The perfect push-up for your ass! It seems that Jennifer Lopez is very proud of herself. Because all women want a big, firm ass just like Jenny from the Block has got. Well ladies, now you can have it. Because from now on you can lift up your posterior with the incredible Butt Bra! (I’m not sure how it’s called, it’s easier for me to just call it Butt Bra!). Hooray! It’s time for all the fat asses to come out to light and enjoy the sun!

image credit: the dailymail.co.uk

Coke kills sperm cells! Two scientists from Harvard (so, they aren’t any scientists, they are scientists from Harvard, got it?!) discovered that all sodas with Coke kill sperm cells. Apparently Coke makes sperm cells blow up. Now, I hope you’re not going to rush into it and use Coke as a contraceptive method.

The two Harvard scientists were awarded with the Nobel prize for most weird discoveries.

Cook your testicles! Actually, not your testicles! A Serbian cook launched his new recipe book where you can learn how to cook all sorts of things using testicles. Interested? Pizza with ox testicles, omelette and many other … delicacies! Um … it doesn’t sounds that yummy for me!

Total circumcision! Phillip Seaton, an American from Kentucky decided it’s time for him to have a circumcision. He’s 61! The unlucky thing was the fact that after the surgery he realized he’s missing … his penis! Dr. John M. Patterson decided to cut off the man’s penis because he had cancer. Of course Phillip is convinced that the doctor is not telling the truth and he decided to sue the doctor who deprived him from his beloved penis!

Well, Kentucky man you are just a bit lucky. A few years ago, in Romania, a man in his 30′s woke up without his penis because Dr. Ciomu mistook the surgery and cut off the man’s sausage. Ever since, whenever a doctor chops off his patient, we have a saying: “I guess he met dr. Ciomu”.

The German big butt bank robber managed to steal 15.000 euros from a bank in Norf (Western Germany) by pointing a gun at the bank personnel. Due to the fact that she had her face covered up, nobody could say how the robber looked like. All they noticed was the fact that the robber had “huge buttocks” and “strong hips“.
A few weeks later one of the witnesses was waiting at the line, in the same bank. The 61 years old noticed the same big butt in front of him. “You cannot forget something that big!”, said the man.

He called the police and the suspect was detained. Police recovered a ski mask and a gun from Sandra Meiser. She’s looking at a sentence of 10 years of jail time and the witness received 5000 euros for his good deed.

It pays to have a good memory!

Via Ananova