Bad news for those of you who are looking for something funny to start the week. Let’s see what are we going to talk about today: it’s seems that man who drink Coke are less fertile. An unlucky old men from America woke up to find out he no longer has a penis and the fattest man alive is (finally!) getting married!

Size does matters! Manuel Uribe, World’s Fattest Man Alive is getting his tuxedo done cause on 26 October he’s getting married! The lucky(?!) is Claudia Solis, an average woman who has been near him for the past years. In fact, she helped him lose about 250 kilos. The Mexican Manuel weighed 560 kilos.

The happy couple haven’t decided where are they going to held the religious ceremony because the future to be groom can’t leave the bed.

Rumors has it they will get married in bed and thus skip the party and move on straight to the “honeymoon bed” and adventures.

I wish them all the best!

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Butt Bra! The perfect push-up for your ass! It seems that Jennifer Lopez is very proud of herself. Because all women want a big, firm ass just like Jenny from the Block has got. Well ladies, now you can have it. Because from now on you can lift up your posterior with the incredible Butt Bra! (I’m not sure how it’s called, it’s easier for me to just call it Butt Bra!). Hooray! It’s time for all the fat asses to come out to light and enjoy the sun!

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Coke kills sperm cells! Two scientists from Harvard (so, they aren’t any scientists, they are scientists from Harvard, got it?!) discovered that all sodas with Coke kill sperm cells. Apparently Coke makes sperm cells blow up. Now, I hope you’re not going to rush into it and use Coke as a contraceptive method.

The two Harvard scientists were awarded with the Nobel prize for most weird discoveries.

Cook your testicles! Actually, not your testicles! A Serbian cook launched his new recipe book where you can learn how to cook all sorts of things using testicles. Interested? Pizza with ox testicles, omelette and many other … delicacies! Um … it doesn’t sounds that yummy for me!

Total circumcision! Phillip Seaton, an American from Kentucky decided it’s time for him to have a circumcision. He’s 61! The unlucky thing was the fact that after the surgery he realized he’s missing … his penis! Dr. John M. Patterson decided to cut off the man’s penis because he had cancer. Of course Phillip is convinced that the doctor is not telling the truth and he decided to sue the doctor who deprived him from his beloved penis!

Well, Kentucky man you are just a bit lucky. A few years ago, in Romania, a man in his 30’s woke up without his penis because Dr. Ciomu mistook the surgery and cut off the man’s sausage. Ever since, whenever a doctor chops off his patient, we have a saying: “I guess he met dr. Ciomu”.

I’ve been busy lately and I had no time in writing too many things over here. Here are some of the latest news (unfortunately, most of them are not happy)

1. Victoria Beckham is a terrible role model! I just hope girls around the world think of Posh Spice as an absolute awful role model and she should not be followed. Look at those shoes! What on Earth is she trying to pull out? That’s not glamorous, that’s stupid! But I guess it’s ok for a person who admitted she had never ever read a book!

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2. Matilda Rose Ledger is now one of the richest kids in Hollywood. The family of late actor Heath Ledger decided to give every penny of their beloved son’s fortune to Matilda Rose, their granddaughter. It’s really a noble gesture coming from Heath’s parents.

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3. The tourists kidnapped in Egypt last week are thought to be fine. Six of the kidnappers were shot to death by the Sudanese forces and other two were captured but there is still no word on the tourists. Let me remind you, 11 European tourists (five Italian, five German and one Romanian doctor) were kidnapped nine days ago in Egypt. The bad guys demanded a ransom of $8,8 million from the German government. The group was kidnapped on a desert plateau famous for prehistoric cave paintings. (AlJazeera.net)

4. The Chinese Milk poison scandal is going out of proportions. Tesco recalled White Rabbit Creamy Candies after it was found they contained a substance called melamine that has harmed Chinese babies for the past weeks. It is the same chemical that has contaminated formula milk in China, causing four babies to die and around 53,000 children to become sick. This is a huge hit for the Chinese government who really tried to make a good appearance at the Olympics, earlier this year. A few years ago, China was a global threat after the bird flu that killed hundreds of people in 2003. It is really strange that Chinese people would kill their own babies and risk losing bilions of dollars from exporting milk and sweets.

5. Google is going to celebrate 10 years of existence this year. And they are offering an award of $10 million for an idea that would help the world. Read more on CNN.com

6. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married. The two lovebirds got engaged in May and secretely married the other day in Canada. The actress once said that monogamy is “unnatural for human beings”. And yet she married Ryan. Hopefully she passed that “monogamy not natural” period and will be faithful. If not, more gossip news for you

7. Travis Barker and DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) surviver an airplane crash. Unfortunately, they suffered from second- and third-degree burns.

“Since both Barker and Goldstein are in overall good health and didn’t suffer from any other crash-related complications, a full recovery is expected,” said Dr. Fred Mullins of the Joseph M. Still Burn Center at Doctors’ Hospital in Augusta at a Sunday morning press conference. People.com

8. Shia LaBeouf’s conspiracy thriller “Eagle Eye” is on the top of the box office! With $29.2 million, according to studio estimates Sunday, the thriller managed to make more money than “Nights in Rodanthe”, the Warner Bros. romantic drama who gained a total of $13.6 million. I’ve seen Shia in “Disturbia” and I loved it and can’t wait to see “Eagle Eye”.

BOX OFFICE TOP 10
Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Sunday at U.S. and Canadian theaters, according to Media By Numbers LLC.

1. “Eagle Eye,” $29.2 million.
2. “Nights in Rodanthe,” $13.6 million.
3. “Lakeview Terrace,” $7 million.
4. “Fireproof,” $6.5 million.
5. “Burn After Reading,” $6.2 million.
6. “Igor,” $5.5 million.
7. “Righteous Kill,” $3.803 million.
8. “My Best Friend’s Girl,” $3.8 million.
9. “Miracle at St. Anna,” $3.5 million.
10. “Tyler Perry’s The Family that Preys.” $3.2 million.

Jennifer Aniston has a new look. The actress appeared very different at the premiere of her latest movie, Leprechaun.

On the other hand, Jennifer Aniston and her friend Kristin Hahn have started their own production company called Echo. Jennifer explained why this name :

“We’re drawn to stories about people finding their voice and finding their way because they help us … [make] sense of our lives through the stories of others. That’s why we chose the name Echo, to echo back an idea, a challenge, something that resonates through all of us.” - Variety

The two are on their right way to more fame because the new production company will have a first-look deal with Universal Pictures.

Another important step in making Echo a brand name and a successful company is the fact that Aniston and Hahn have acquired the rights for several projects like : Getting rid of Matthew (Jane Fallon’s bestseller), The Divorce Party (Laura Dave), Counter-Clockwise (a true-life story about a Harvard aging study) and The Goree Girls.

I bet many men watch the news for those sexy reporters!
Via Glumbert.com

Sean Penn and wife Robin are getting divorced.

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Here’s a top 10 for you with the weirdest, funniest and stupid trials in the World.

Number 10 is Timothy Dumouchel from Wisconsin. He sued a TV company because, he says, his wife got fat because she used to lay on the couch too long and watch TV shows produced by that company. This happened in 2004 and Timothy hired 2 lawyers to make justice. Fortunately for the company the trial never got to the Superior Court of Justice of the State of Wisconsin.

Ninth place goes to a woman from Brazil. The lady was upset because her partner couldn’t give her an orgasm. The 31 years old lady from Jundiai claimed that her 38 years old partner was always done too soon and seized any other sexual contact. The woman was frustrated because the man couldn’t make love to her anymore after he had reached an orgasm. Unfortunately for the lady, the judge was a man and she had to face the truth : her man wasn’t in his 20’s anymore so he couldn’t last for long. Let’s hope that she finally bought herself some sex toys. (more…)