“The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to [...]
I got this mail from a friend of mine. Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft? Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want [...]
On July 21 of the year 1969 Neil Amstrong, commander of the Apollo 11 space ship set foot on the Moon. It was the first step of the men on the gigantic satellite. As you all know, after he set his foot on the Moon, Neil Amstrong said: That’s one small step for [a] man, [...]
Monday morning. A CEO arrives at work. His secretary notices that he forgot to zip up the fly … She didn’t know how to tell him so she asks him: “Hey boss, did you remember to close the garage door this morning?” The CEO answered back that he did close the garage door. He didn’t [...]
A few years ago a doctor told me to stop eating junk food, to exercise more, to eat food that contains less fat, not to drink, not to smoke and if I were sick sex was forbidden. Here’s the funny part: Recent studies have shown that in France people don’t count their calories when they [...]
“I desperately needed a few days off work and I just couldn’t think of anything that would make my boss ask me to take a a few days off. After a few hours (and a few beers) I finally came up with the best motive: I’ll suddenly go crazy and my boss will have to [...]
One night two sisters, named Math and Logic went out to sell some cookies. On their way home, Logic observed that a man was following them. Math: “Oh, sister it’s almost night and we’re still pretty far from home.” Logic: “I hope you did realize a man is on our tail” M: “Oh, sister! What [...]
Why is a woman more expensive than a man? Just do the math : A woman has Two mammal glandes that produce about 1 gallon of milk. A half a gallon of milk is about $2.29, which means $4.58 Two hunks of ham (thighs) which cost about $50, which means a total cost of $100. [...]
