I got this mail from a friend of mine.

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whetherany ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

The Office is nominated at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Outstanding comedy series category.

Entourage is nominated at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Outstanding Comedy Series category.

Two and a Half Men is one of my favorite shows. It’s just brilliant! Here are a few funny moments from the show.

Whoop that Stanky Hoe - Jake’s song for school play audition

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My God! This video made my day!
“My website was on top of the penis …” Haha, it’s too good!

For the making of this video Matt Harding needed 14 months and visited 42 countries.

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

The five day event, the Royal Ascot has started. All British royalties (except for William and Harry) were present and I noticed the funny hats worn by the British royalties. My God, some of them were hideous. Is that royalty fashion? Do they have a Blackwell for queens and kings? If not, they could sure use one!

Princess Beatrice and princess Eugenie. The second one is supposed to have gone to the limit on the matter of the skirt’s length. I guess they care more about etiquette rather than caring about those silly hats.

As I said, the skirt worn by princess Eugenie is considered too short for this type of event.

Camilla Parker Bowles. Still awful! That’s one silly and ugly hat!

This is Florence Claridge. She’s old and wrinkled and she’s wearing a very ugly hat!

At least they have a beautiful smile

My God! Looks like a bunch of swans dropped their feathers in too many colors.

The herd! Front image

The herd, image from the back! Notice the big butts!

She’s very cute but the hat is just silly! It’s Jackie St. Clair

Ah, a modern dress and an old style umbrella. It’s Jodie Skyes

The queen, elegant as always! Her hat is really cute, not silly and not ugly but cute.

A classy hat but still I don’t like it. She looks too old with that thing on her head!

Uf, silly hat! It’s Zara, the princess, not the brand!

On July 21 of the year 1969 Neil Amstrong, commander of the Apollo 11 space ship set foot on the Moon. It was the first step of the men on the gigantic satellite.

As you all know, after he set his foot on the Moon, Neil Amstrong said:

That’s one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind.

But before entering the space ship the famous astronaut said:

“Good luck, Mr. Gorsky!

Well, nobody knew who Mr. Gorsky was and many thought it was just a meaningless sentence regarding his Russian opponents. Many times Amstrong was asked who Mr. Gorsky was and the astronaut refused to tell.

After many years, o 5th of July 1995, during an interview Neil Amstrong revealed the mystery regarding Mr. Gorsky’s identity. He said: when I was a child, in 1938 while playing baseball in the garden with a friend, by mistake the ball got into my neighbor’s yard. I sneaked into his yard and heard Ms. Gorsky yelling at Mr. Gorsky :

“Sex? You want sex? We’re going to have sex only when the kid next door will land on the moon!”

I got this joke from Annie. Thank you

I have nothing to add! These guys have said it all!