Have you noticed how big has become Jennifer Lopez lately? She’s enormous! Yes, there are definitely twins growing up in there. She has a little bit of chin and she looks like she’s ready to pop any minute now. I think she’s waiting for the perfect time, when Britney is locked in a sanatorium, Paris back in jail and Lindsay drunk somewhere on a deserted island. Then Jennifer will be ready to give birth, so she could have all the media coverage she desires.

Anyway, good luck to Jennifer. Giving birth is not easy, not easy at all.

On a second thought, I really don’t want to see Jennifer’s fat ass after giving  birth!