Jaguar or Mini?
Apr 15, 2008 Author: admin | Filed under: UncategorizedMonday morning. A CEO arrives at work. His secretary notices that he forgot to zip up the fly … She didn’t know how to tell him so she asks him:
“Hey boss, did you remember to close the garage door this morning?”
The CEO answered back that he did close the garage door. He didn’t understand why the stupid question so he went back to work. After about 5 minutes he noticed the open cleavage. Then he understood why the secretary asked him about the garage door so he decides to make fun of her.
“When you saw the garage door open did you happen to see my Jaguar?”
“I’m sorry boss, all I saw was an old Mini with two flat tires.”
This may be an old joke but it sure made my day. Btw, I hate Tuesdays! Have a great day everyone! 
P.S: Thnx Smakkie for the correct version! 
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5 Responses for "Jaguar or Mini?"
slit down his cleavage?
Does not compute. I can work out what you mean, but your using both slit and cleavage in entirely the wrong way. Perhaps English is your second language, then this is forgivable. However, if not, I conclude you must be an idiot.
Well, yes English is my second language.
Mumu, I agree with you, but before you criticize someone for their English skills, I’d recommend you learn the difference between “your” and “you’re.”
Otherwise, “I conclude you must be an idiot.”
Good day, sir!
I stead of bitching about what the admin did wrong, here’s how to correct it: “slit up his cleavage” -> “zip up his fly”
It sounds like a literal translation. What country are you from, admin?
Thanks Smakkie. My English skills are not that perfect, but at least I try to correct them. I’m from Romania.
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