How to ruin Valentine’s Day
If you hate Valentine’s Day and you want to let everybody know that here are some perfect Valentine’s Day presents.
If you’re a man and you’re involved in a relationship, you could give your girl a heart mouse. It shows that you love her and the subtle message is something like “I think you should stop bugging me with all those <what is that girl doing in your Hi5 account?> questions!”
If you’re a single guy in his mid 30’s and still live with your mom, here’s what you should give her:
The subtle message is :”Keep me pampered!”
If you’re a single guy living alone having a hamster as a pet, here’s the perfect present:
This means you’re nothing more than a frustrated guy still talking to his pet and hoping that someday you’ll find the perfect girl who’ll treat you right and understand your needs!
If you’re a young girl owning a cat here’s the perfect Valentine’s Day present:
It means you’re not Jamie Lynn Spears and you’re still playing with dolls. Good girl!
If you’re a small boy owning a dog and you want to make a special Valentine’s Day for your adored pet here’s the perfect present:
This means you’re not Lil’ Bow Wow trying to act mature and your dog is a normal dog eating normal food!
And if you’re a hot guy looking for fun and Paris Hilton wants to make out with you on Valentine’s Day, here’s the perfect gift for a Hilton princess:
This is a “Thank you for a slutty night“!
*This article is just for fun! Hope nobody’s upset for it!
