Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whetherany ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will povide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

1. Look at the Romanian Cheeky girls! For a person who lives in Romania, those girls are a disgrace! They lack of voice, style and they are pathetic! Who gives a damn about their personal life? The Daily Mail gives them to much credit for nothing!

Who cares that Gabriela dumped Lembit Opik? My God, she even uses her assumed pregnancy and had a miscarriage just to get more attention! Girls, go hang yourselves! You are pathetic and you are too blind to realize that!

photo via DailyMail

2. Victoria Beckham. What did she do after getting married to David? All she did was giving birth to their cute babies. But that’s all she did! Musical career? She’s horrible! Fashion? Her style is awful! Gorgeous body? Are you joking? She’s got those enormous boobs but she’s skinnier than a skeleton!

3. Jordan - Katie Price. She’s the wife of singer Peter Andre. And that’s about all I really know about her! Oh, and she has kids. Katie looks terrible, smiles terrible and walks terrible. This girl has no sense of pathetic! Somebody please give her a mirror!

4. Paris Hilton. There are too many reasons why Paris is a wannabe!

5. Kim Kardashian. What did this girl do? She’s got a big butt, but I don’t know anything noticeable about her! Could you help me out with this?

The new Miss England 2008 is ….

…..

… Laura Coleman, a 22 year old graduate from a family of beauty queens. Laura was Miss Derby and in October she will represent England at the Miss World beauty contest in Kiev, Ukraine.

The biggest surprise was Chloe Marshall, the first size 16 model who come second in the Miss England beauty contest. That’s a big WOW! Well, I guess it’s ok to go from one extreme to another. Let’s prove that anorexic chicks are awful but fat chicks are gorgeous.

“I wanted to enter Miss England to show everyone that you can be beautiful no matter what size you are and that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.” Chloe said

I am an ambassador for the whole of the armed forces. Obviously, I have had a bit of stick from the lads. I have been to Iraq and there is nothing scarier than walking on this stage.” Katrina Hodge, “Combat Barbie” said

“I’m really excited. It’s great to support Derby and do my parents proud. My mum and my grandmother are both beauty queens so it’s a family tradition. It really is my dream to do this.” the new Miss England, Laura Coleman, said.

I wish Laura good luck!

Via the Daily Mail, photos by AP

30 rock is nominated at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Outstanding comedy series category

Curb your enthusiasm is nominated at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Outstanding comedy series category.

The Office is nominated at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Outstanding comedy series category.

Entourage is nominated at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Outstanding Comedy Series category.

Whoop that Stanky Hoe - Jake’s song for school play audition

Let’s see who are the nominees for this years gala:

Outstanding comedy series:

Curb Your Enthusiasm
Entourage
The Office
30 Rock
Two and a Half Men - this is my favorite comedy serial! I really hope they will win!

Outstanding drama series:

Boston Legal
Damages
Dexter
House
Lost - I loved this serial! I can’t wait to see the next season!
Mad Men

Actor in a comedy series
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Steve Carell, The Office
Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies
Tony Shalhoub, Monk
Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men - although my favorite character is Allan, my vote goes for Charlie.

Actress in a comedy series
Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds

Supporting actor in a comedy series
Jon Cryer, Two and a Half Men - yey!
Kevin Dillon, Entourage
Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
Jeremy Piven, Entourage
Rainn Wilson, The Office

Supporting actress in a comedy series
Kristin Chenoweth, Pushing Daisies
Amy Poehler, Saturday Night Live
Jean Smart, Samantha Who?
Holland Taylor, Two and a Half Men
Vanessa Williams, Ugly Betty

Guest actor in a comedy series
Will Arnett, 30 Rock
Shelley Berman, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Steve Buscemi, 30 Rock
Tim Conway, 30 Rock
Rip Torn, 30 Rock

Guest actress in a comedy series
Polly Bergen, Desperate Housewives
Edie Falco, 30 Rock
Carrie Fisher, 30 Rock
Kathryn Joosten, Desperate Housewives
Sarah Silverman, Monk
Elaine Stritch, 30 Rock

Actor in a drama series
Gabriel Byrne, In Treatment
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House
James Spader, Boston Legal

Actress in a drama series
Glenn Close, Damages
Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Holly Hunter, Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

Supporting actor in a drama series
Ted Danson, Damages
Michael Emerson, Lost
Zeljko Ivanek, Damages
William Shatner, Boston Legal
John Slattery, Mad Men

Supporting actress in a drama series
Candice Bergen, Boston Legal
Rachel Griffiths, Brothers & Sisters
Sandra Oh, Grey’s Anatomy
Dianne Wiest, In Treatment
Chandra Wilson, Grey’s Anatomy

Guest actor in a drama series
Charles Durning, Rescue Me
Robert Morse, Mad Men
Oliver Platt, Nip/Tuck
Stanley Tucci, ER
Glynn Turman, In Treatment
Robin Williams, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Guest actress in a drama series
Ellen Burstyn, Big Love
Diahann Carroll, Grey’s Anatomy
Sharon Gless, Nip/Tuck
Anjelica Huston, Medium
Cynthia Nixon, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Reality competition program
The Amazing Race
American Idol
Dancing With The Stars
Project Runway
Top Chef

Host for a reality or reality-competition program
Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars
Heidi Klum, Project Runway
Howie Mandel, Deal or No Deal
Jeff Probst, Survivor
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol

Reality series
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Extreme Makeover
Intervention
Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List

Variety, Music or Comedy series
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Late Show With David Letterman
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live

Variety, Music or Comedy special
Bill Maher: The Decider
George Carlin: It’s Bad For Ya!
James Taylor: One Man Band
Kathy Griffin: Straight To Hell
The Kennedy Center Honors
Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project

Miniseries
The Andromeda Strain
Cranford
John Adams
Tin Man

Made for tv-movie
Bernard and Doris
Extras: The Extra Special Series Finale
The Memory Keeper’s Daughter
A Raisin In The Sun
Recount

Actor in a miniseries or a movie
Ralph Fiennes, Bernard And Doris
Ricky Gervais, Extras
Paul Giamatti, John Adams
Kevin Spacey, Recount
Tom Wilkinson, Recount

Actress in a miniseries or a movie
Judi Dench, Cranford
Catherine Keener, An American Crime
Laura Linney, John Adams
Phylicia Rashad, A Raisin in the Sun
Susan Sarandon, Bernard And Doris

Supporting actor in a miniseries or movie
Bob Balaban, Recount
Stephen Dillane, John Adams
Denis Leary, Recount
David Morse, John Adams
Tom Wilkinson, John Adams

Supporting actress in a miniseries or movie
Eileen Atkins, Cranford
Laura Dern, Recount
Ashley Jensen, Extras: The Extra Special Series Finale
Audra McDonald, A Raisin in the Sun
Alfre Woodard, Pictures Of Hollis Woods

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