Why is a woman more expensive than a man?

Just do the math :

A woman has

• Two mammal glandes that produce about 1 gallon of milk. A half a gallon of milk is about $2.29, which means $4.58

• Two hunks of ham (thighs) which cost about $50, which means a total cost of $100.

• Also a woman’s breast cost about $35, if the breasts are stuffed with silicone the value goes higher.

Per total a woman costs about $ 139.58.

On the other hand, a man has

• a banana which cost about $0.50

• two eggs that sum $0.50

• and two mammal glandes that produce … well, nothing which means $0! Besides, his eggs are not good to be eaten and in time his banana becomes floppy.

Per total a man costs about $1.00!