«
»

Don’t let your behind get too big!

Sandra Meiser, age 26 from Germany was recognized by a witness while she was on the verge of another bank job due to her big … ass!

The German big butt bank robber managed to steal 15.000 euros from a bank in Norf (Western Germany) by pointing a gun at the bank personnel. Due to the fact that she had her face covered up, nobody could say how the robber looked like. All they noticed was the fact that the robber had “huge buttocks” and “strong hips“.
A few weeks later one of the witnesses was waiting at the line, in the same bank. The 61 years old noticed the same big butt in front of him. “You cannot forget something that big!”, said the man.

He called the police and the suspect was detained. Police recovered a ski mask and a gun from Sandra Meiser. She’s looking at a sentence of 10 years of jail time and the witness received 5000 euros for his good deed.

It pays to have a good memory!

Via Ananova

This entry was posted on Monday, September 29th, 2008 at 9:24 am and is filed under funny, lifestyle, stupid, woman stuff. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

19 Responses to “Don’t let your behind get too big!”

  1. [QUOTE]
    All they noticed was the fact that the robber had “huge buttocks” and “strong hips“.
    [/QUOTE]

    She’d have been impossible to find in the USA then ;-)

  2. This is a fake story, funny, but not true! Not only is there no source, the picture was taken in the US.

  3. Me?
    I’d probably only remember her if she had big boobs.

    But that’s just my preferences showing through.

  4. Just one more reason to work out.

  5. UFake: The source was a gossip newspaper, don’t remember the name. I got the picture from them :)

  6. Hi please email me I like to make new friends I am into sms

  7. Hahaha, Gavanshkar, you suck.

  8. I like big butts and i cannot lie, don’t a brother even try to deny.

  9. Boob, its “you other brother’s can’t deny” ; )

  10. The title should be “Don’t Rob a Bank!” They can leave that booty as it is.

  11. Actually Bongo, it’s “You other brothers can’t deny”

    No apostrophe in “brothers” ;)

  12. LOL! its true! we are fat! well…except me of course. I weigh less than 100 and im 15 :) im what u would call a “skinny azz mofo” and i look even skinnier because of all the fat people! haha

  13. That’s a huge bitch!

  14. Hey U-Fake …

    Check this out you dullard …

    http://tinyurl.com/54lfnl

    The Times (newspaper) in London says you’re a liar, or alternatively an idiot egomaniac that thinks people actually believe what *you* post online

    Were you too lazy, or just too stupid to do a little research ?

    HTH

  15. all of you should be shamed making fun of our big butts.you just dont know how it feels to hav to lug such a big load around,also its very hard to get clothes to fit around it.

  16. Thanks Bluesman. I did edit and post the source of the news, it’s Ananova.com :)

  17. Damn. Shes H O T!

  18. damn watch where you are swinging that thing lol

  19. ’shopped

Leave a Reply