A few years ago a doctor told me to stop eating junk food, to exercise more, to eat food that contains less fat, not to drink, not to smoke and if I were sick sex was forbidden.

Here’s the funny part:

  • Recent studies have shown that in France people don’t count their calories when they eat, the pastries are full of fats, French people drink loads of wine, have sex very often and yet the risk of getting killed by a heart attack is higher in the United States than in France.
  • In Spain or Italy people drink loads of wine, they have sex very often, and yet in England the number of the people killed by a heart attack are twice the number of the people in Spain or Italy dead after a heart attack.
  • In Brazil people drink loads of coffee, they get laid a lot and yet there are less heart attacks deaths than in the United States.
  • People from India and Thailand eat spicy and fat food, they have sex very often and yet UK and USA  have 3x times more people suffering from heart disease.
  • In China and Japan people have sex a lot, they eat all sort of spicy things and yet Chinese or Japanese people live longer than most of Americans.

The conclusion? You can eat whatever you want, you can drink as much as you can, get laid a lot cause the real cause of heart attacks is speaking English.

(Thank God I’m safe! :P)

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P.S : This is just a joke, please don’t take it personally! If you do, please get out of your mom’s basement and get laid!