The famous and one of the best science fiction novelists, Arthur C. Clarke dies at age 90 in his home in Sri Lanka.

Clarke, who had battled debilitating post-polio syndrome for years, died at 1:30 a.m. in his adopted home of Sri Lanka after suffering breathing problems, aide Rohan De Silva said. - Yahoo News

May God rest his soul!

Listen carefully when Bush is talking about terrorists and September 11 disaster. All the things people lost during many natural disasters are no match to September 11 and terrorist attacks.
The way he talks about terrorists, like they are everywhere just waiting for the perfect moment … it’s such a bullshit! Bush is just trying to manipulate people by growing fear in their souls.
What about the soldiers who died in Iraq for a stupid cause? Because the war in Iraq is stupid and lacks of motives.
Katrina was nothing? What about the forest fires that ravaged parts of Southern California last summer? Fuck Katrina, terrorists are more important! They are the real threat of this World! Yeah, right!
Why all politicians use natural disasters and terrorists in their favor in order to get people on their side?! Why are you people so naive? Can’t you see you’re being fooled by people who are fake?
I hate politicians! They’re such bitches!

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It’s diapers time in Hollywood! After Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez it was about time for Halle Berry to join the new mothers club.

Sunday, March 16, 2008 Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl. People.com

The actress is 41 years old, this is her first child and the happy father is French Gabriel Aubry, 32 years old.

I wonder how much is she going to get for her first baby pictures and which magazine will battle for them. I just hope she’s going to give that money to charity, she’s got loads of money for diapers and baby clothes.

After all, Christina and Nicole are in a some sort of competition after Richie’s baby pictures were more popular than Aguilera’s.

Out of all pregnant celebrities Halle was by far the hottest!

A few years ago a doctor told me to stop eating junk food, to exercise more, to eat food that contains less fat, not to drink, not to smoke and if I were sick sex was forbidden.

Here’s the funny part:

• Recent studies have shown that in France people don’t count their calories when they eat, the pastries are full of fats, French people drink loads of wine, have sex very often and yet the risk of getting killed by a heart attack is higher in the United States than in France.

• In Spain or Italy people drink loads of wine, they have sex very often, and yet in England the number of the people killed by a heart attack are twice the number of the people in Spain or Italy dead after a heart attack.

• In Brazil people drink loads of coffee, they get laid a lot and yet there are less heart attacks deaths than in the United States.

• People from India and Thailand eat spicy and fat food, they have sex very often and yet UK and USA  have 3x times more people suffering from heart disease.

• In China and Japan people have sex a lot, they eat all sort of spicy things and yet Chinese or Japanese people live longer than most of Americans.

The conclusion? You can eat whatever you want, you can drink as much as you can, get laid a lot cause the real cause of heart attacks is speaking English.

(Thank God I’m safe! :P)

P.S : This is just a joke, please don’t take it personally! If you do, please get out of your mom’s basement and get laid!

“I desperately needed a few days off work and I just couldn’t think of anything that would make my boss ask me to take a a few days off.

After a few hours (and a few beers) I finally came up with the best motive: I’ll suddenly go crazy and my boss will have to let me go to a shrink or some sort of a doctor.

So the next day I went to work earlier and told my assistant about my brilliant plan. She thought I couldn’t do it. She was wrong!

After I walked into my office I threw my shoes off and hooked my feet to the ceiling. My boss came in.

Boss: “What the hell are you doing, son?!”

Me: ” Isn’t it obvious? I’m a lightbulb! I brighten this office!”

Boss: “I think it’s time for you to go to a shrink. Why don’t you take this week off and get well, huh? See you next week!”

My plan had worked! As soon as my boss walked out of my office I walked out too. Then, suddenly my assistant followed me.

Boss: “Where are you going?”
Assistant: “I’m sorry boss, I can’t work if there’s no more light in the office!”

The Romanian Bricklayer Costel Busuioc has won the contest Hijos de Babel, a tv show hosted by the Spanish national television. The first song he sang was “Nessum dorma” (None shall sleep), the final act from Puccini’s opera called Turandot.

Costel managed to win 44 points, becoming the publics favorite contestant.

Out of 4.000 contestants Costel Busuioc, also known as Pavarotti from Romania was selected to go further with the contest. His talent is now world wide known and due to that he Romanian singer was invited to take some canto lessons at The Vienna State Opera.

He has signed a contract with Sony and I bet we’re going to hear about his music in the following months. His talent will go down in history!

Watch him sing. He’s just amazing!
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Would you like to know what’s the most expensive mobile phone in the world? Would you like to know how much it costs?

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The GoldVish “Piece Unique” is the most expensive mobile phone in the world, according to Guinness Book of Records and it costs about $1.6 million (yeah, American dollars!) This must be a real treat for geeks!

Here’s a quick excerpt  from the manufacturer’s site :

Our aim is to create each cell phone as a masterpiece in its own right. In addition to the ILLUSION collection, GoldVish manufactures a limited range of customised cell phones, with personalised engravings and diamond settings.
The limited editions will be distributed worldwide. This unique and very exclusive collection is only available on special request. GoldVish makes cell phones of unparalleled luxury backed by the highest levels of Swiss craftsmanship and precision. For more details and questions, go to the contact button.

If you think your wallet is loaded enough or you live in the Hollywood high society, order this phone. If not, shut up and enjoy your phone!

Break the Ice

The new video from Britney Spears. I personally don’t like the song but she may hit the Japanese market with this anime like video.

After the media mocked Lisa Marie Presley for becoming “fat”, it turned out that she’s actually pregnant. She’s 40 now. Go, go Lisa!

Also Matt Damon, the Bourne Identity star is going to be father for the second time. His wife, Luciana is pregnant (they didn’t say how far along is she) and this will be the couple’s second child. This would be the third child for Luciana, who’s the mom of 9 years old Alexia. In June 2006 Luciana gave birth to Isabella, Matt’s first child.

I wish them good luck.

One night two sisters, named Math and Logic went out to sell some cookies. On their way home, Logic observed that a man was following them.

Math: “Oh, sister it’s almost night and we’re still pretty far from home.”

Logic: “I hope you did realize a man is on our tail”

M: “Oh, sister! What does he want from us?”

L: “Its pretty logic. He wants to rape us!”

M: “If my calculations are correct we have less than 15 minutes to think of something before he gets to us.”

L: “The only logical thing for us to to is to go faster”

M: “I don’t think this is a solution”

L: “Of course it’s not a solution. He did the same logic thing, he’s walking faster”

M: “And now what? In less than a minute he’s going to be here. What are we going to do now?”

L: “The most logic thing for us to do is to go separate ways. You go that way and I’ll go this way. We’ll meet back home!”

After the two sisters went separate ways, the man followed Logic and Math went straight home. Logic wasn’t there and Math began to worry. After 5 minutes Logic came home.

M: “What happened? Are you ok?”

L: “As I though, after we went separate ways the man followed me. Then he ran after me. After about 1 minute he caught up with me!”

M: “Oh, dear. What happened next? What did he do to you?”

L: “After he caught up with me, I lifted my skirt up.”

M: “Oh, no! Did he hurt you?”

L: “After I did that, he unzipped his pants and came toward me!”

M: “What did you do then?”

L: “As you may find it logic, a woman runs faster with her skirt lifted than a man with his pants down his ankles.”

The morality of the story? Never mess with a woman’s logic!