Why is a woman more expensive than a man?

Just do the math :

A woman has

• Two mammal glandes that produce about 1 gallon of milk. A half a gallon of milk is about $2.29, which means $4.58

• Two hunks of ham (thighs) which cost about $50, which means a total cost of $100.

• Also a woman’s breast cost about $35, if the breasts are stuffed with silicone the value goes higher.

Per total a woman costs about $ 139.58.

On the other hand, a man has

• a banana which cost about $0.50

• two eggs that sum $0.50

• and two mammal glandes that produce … well, nothing which means $0! Besides, his eggs are not good to be eaten and in time his banana becomes floppy.

Per total a man costs about $1.00!

Jessica Alba pregnant with twins. Old news but didn’t find a better picture for the Quickies. :D  Besides, Jessica is the soon-to-be-mommy of the moment.

Rhianna and Chris Brown are dating. They kept on denying but the truth was finally revealed. Read more about their love story on DailyMail.co.uk

Snoop Dog is still singing. No shit! Ufxcomic.com

Anxious to see Nicole Richie’s baby? (I’m not that anxious) Check out People.com

Sea reptile is biggest on record - BBC

Mommy Jennifer Lopez doesn’t have to worry about clothes no more. P. Diddy is in charge. People.com

Yeap, it’s now official. Angelina Jolie and boyfriend Brad Pitt are expecting twins. They broke the news while attending the Independent Spirit Awards on Saturday. The couple looked very happy on the red carpet and Angelina wore a black long dress that revealed her baby bump.

I bet they wish to make 4 more babies, just enough for a soccer team (11). Right now the Brangelina couple have 4 kids : Maddox, Shiloh, Zahara and Pax.

This video is a response to the Sarah Silverman video “I’m f***ing Matt Damon”. Jimmy Kimmel chose Ben Affleck.

During a visit at the Agriculture Saloon Nicholas Sarkozy forgot about manners and told a man from the crowd “Casse-toi, pauvre con!” which means “Go to hell, you fool!” (this is a polite translation!).

It seems that the man didn’t want to be touched by the president of France, and told Sarkozy not to touch him cause he’ll get dirty. The French president responded in a strange way. Maybe he forgot he is the president of France and forgot his manners back home, in bed with his supermodel wife, Carla Bruni.

Here is the video from the Agriculture Saloon.

Who said the Academy Awards is all about winning a golden statue and fame?! It more than that. It’s also about who’s the best dresses celebrity and the worst dressed or the unlucky one.

Cameron Diaz - Thumbs up for the pale pink Dior dress, thumbs down for her tan.

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Movies, hot celebrities, gorgeous dresses, not so gorgeous outfits and more celebrities. Sunday night the red carpet at Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles was full of famous people anxious to find out who’s the best director of 2007, who is the best actor/actress and many more. Here is a partial list of the winners:

• Best Motion Picture of the Year

No Country for Old Men (2007) - Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Scott Rudin

• Best Achievement in Directing

Ethan Coen, Joel Coen for No Country for Old Men (2007)

• Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role

Daniel Day-Lewis for There Will Be Blood (2007)

• Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

Marion Cotillard for La Vie En Rose (2007)

• Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen

Juno (2007) - Diablo Cody

• Best Documentary, Features

Taxi to the Dark Side (2007) - Alex Gibney, Eva Orner

• Best Supporting Actress

Tilda Swinton for Michael Clayton (2007)

• Best Supporting Actor

Javier Bardem for No Country For Old Men (2007)

• Best Foreign Movie

“The Counterfeiters“, Austria

• Animated feature film

“Ratatoiulle” (2007)

I thought this day is never going to come but finally Jennifer Lopez gave birth to a baby boy and a baby girl. Jenny, who is 38 gave birth to her first kids while for Marc Anthony the two new born are just two more. Marc has 3 more kids: Ariana who is 13, Cristian 7 and Ryan who’s 4. I really hope that those babies will have Jennifer’s figure and Marc’s body, cause I wouldn’t want to see a big ass boy.

The babies were born at 12.12 AM at North Shore University Hospital, Long Island. The girl came first and a few minutes later the boy decided to show up.

The best part of this pregnancy? Marc and Jenny sold the right for the first photograph for $6 million to People. Yeah, you heard that well. Six million dollars! That should cover for all the diapers and milk for the twins.

I always heard that a book is 100 times better than a movie based on the book. After reading Memoirs of a Geisha and Interview with a Vampire I came to the same conclusion.

Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden

I first read the book then I saw the movie. Arthur Golden describes the poor house, the village, Chiyo’s mother in a dramatic way and her sister a bit older. When I read the book I imagined a house that’s one second away from falling apart, a sick woman that looks more like a skeleton and Chiyo’s eyes lighter. In the movie the house doesn’t look at all that poor and the girl’s eyes are not Blue-Grey as Arthur described. Also the thing I hated about the movie was the fact that they gave little attention to the tea ritual and the art of make up and kimono.

There were also misinterpretations of mizuage, the ceremony which Arthur Golden said in his book that consists in deflowering the geisha. In fact the truth is that this ceremony means that the geisha has come to adulthood which consists in changing her hairstyle and clothing.

Anyway, I liked the book better.

Interview with the Vampire - Anne Rice

I read the book after I watched the movie. When I first saw Interview with a Vampire it gave me the chills. The room was dark, everybody was asleep, outside a storm was messing with the town and I was watching Brad Pitt as Louis and Tom Cruise as Lestat sucking blood out of young ladies. Yes, the movie is great but there are things in the book that are much better described and some interesting scenes were cut out of the movie. I guess the movie is just too long and they had to cut something out to make it shorter.

Yes, the book is way much better than the movie. That if you still read books!

I’m sure everyone of you heard about the unilateral declaration of independence of Kosovo. I got online and searched for informations and pictures about Kosovo. Reading some historical references I found out about how Tito included Kosovo in Yugoslavia.

After Tito died, in 1981 Albanians started fighting Serbians for their “rightful” country. They even asked for unification with Albania. In 1992 the first president of Kosovo was elected. His name was Ibrahim Rugova and he was the one who started building the republic of Kosovo. People had access to their own churches, hospitals, schools and many more but the republic had no army until 1997 when UCK (Ushtria Çlirimtare e Kosovës), the Kosovo Liberation Army started fighting Serbians. Their main goal was to obtain independence of Kosovo no matter what, even if people were killed during the process. (more…)